Yep, I'm giving my thanks to Cameron for making this edition of the Weekly Update a lot easier. With so many independent theaters starting show first run movies, it seems all of them are jumping at the chance to screen Avatar: The Way of Water. While that does narrow down the non-blockbuster Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy films to a few select theaters, it did allow me to get done updating the site late Thursday afternoon, rather than rushing to finish everything on Friday.
Now I have some time to ride my flying barracuda down the Willamette.
Though it will be a colder, drabber ride than this one.
But if you don't want to see this sequel, or plan to wait for the lines to shorten, this edition of the Weekly Update has plenty of options. I've got more Krampus sightings, some great movies (both holiday and non-holiday themed), stage events and more!
I'm including everything happening in the rest of December (that I know of at this time) in this post, so you can plan out the rest of your holiday season. But I will be back next Friday with another update, to catch you up on events that I either missed, or were just announced.
Of course, you can always just check the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar anytime for the most up-to-date listings for this month, and 2023. I've found some great cons coming to the Pacific Northwest next year, and you know I'll be adding more as soon as events are announced!
That's all I have for this week. Happy Holidays, stay safe and warm, and I'll be back next Friday with more great things happening under The Shadow Over Portland!
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Happening This Week
Live Attractions
Johnson Farms (89719 Sprague Rd in Eugene, OR) presents
Strangest Things Haunted Farm,
with 14 mazes/attractions to give your holidays a fright! The Haunted
Farm is open Fridays and Saturdays in December. Follow the attraction
on
Facebook.
The
Marvel Universe of Super Heroes makes a stop at
OMSI
(1945 SE Water Ave in Portland, OR) through April 9, 2023. Marvel (see
what I did there) at the hundred of artifacts, from original comic book
pages, interactive displays, life-size statues of Marvel heroes,
costumes and props from films and TV programs, and MUCH MORE.
Excelsior!
The
Museum of Pop Culture (325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA) has Jim Henson puppets and set pieces from the 2019 Netflix series
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on display now. You can read about the display, and the work the museum put into displaying the artifacts, at the link.
Back in Theaters Well, it's Christmas time in the Pacific Northwest, and of course, you can catch Stanley Kubrick's
The Shining at the
Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22).
The
Kiggins Theatre (1101 Main St in Vancouver, WA) will show
The Muppet Christmas Carol through Tuesday, December 20.
Joe Dante's holiday horror classic
Gremlins is showing at McMenamin
Kennedy School (5736 NE 33rd Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22).
You can watch the 1938 version of
A Christmas Carol at
The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21).
Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) will screen the holiday classic
Die Hard through Wednesday, December 21.
The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) will show the holiday fantasy classic
It's a Wonderful Life tonight at 7:30 pm, with additional screenings through Thursday, December 29.
First Run Features
The (maybe) long awaited sequel to James Cameron's 2009 blockbuster,
Avatar: The Way of Water, is playing at the
St Johns Twin Cinema (8704 N Lombard St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 22), the
Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Mount Hood Theatre (401 E Powell Blvd in Gresham, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22),
Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Columbia Theatre - Saint Helens (212 S 1st St in St Helens, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Mount Hood Theatre (401 E Powell Blvd in Gresham, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22),
The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Pickford Film Center (1318 Bay St in Bellingham, WA; scheduled through Thursday, December 22),
Living Room Theaters (341 SW 10th Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Cameo Theatre (304 E 1st St in Newberg, OR; scheduled through Monday, December 19), the
Granada 3 Theatre (1311 Adams Ave in La Grande, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 22), the
Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Granada 3 Theatre (1311 Adams Ave in La Grande, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Joy Cinema (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Kelso Theater Pub (214 S Pacific in Kelso, WA; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Palace Theater (200N Water St in Silverton, OR; scheduled through Monday, December 19), and the following McMenamin locations:
Anderson School (18607 Bothell Way NE in Bothell, WA; scheduled through Thursday, December 22),
Bagdad Theater and Pub (3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 29),
Grand Lodge (3505 Pacific Ave in Forest Grove, OR; scheduled to Wednesday, January 4),
Old St. Francis School (700 NW Bond St in Bend, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 29),
Power Station Theater (2126 SW Halsey St in Troutdale, OR; scheduled through Thursday, January 5),
Olympic Club (112 N Tower Ave in Centrailia, WA; scheduled through Thursday, January 5), and the
St Johns Theater (8203 N Ivanhoe St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 29).
Please
check the link to find out if the theater you want to see this feature
at is showing it in 2D or 3D. Some are doing both.
Violent Night, featuring Santa Claus taking down a bunch of mercenaries, opens tonight at the
Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21),
Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21),
Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 20), the
Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21), and the
Granada 3 Theatre (1311 Adams Ave in La Grande, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 20). You can read my review of the movie
here.
The apocalyptic black comedy
White Noise is playing at the
Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Kenworthy Performing Arts Centre (508 S Main St in Moscow, ID; scheduled through Sunday, December 18), and the
Hollywood Theatre
(4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21).
Writer/director Joanna Hogg's ghost story
The Eternal Daughter, starring Tilda Swinton, is playing at the
Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21).
Guillermo del Toro's stop-motion
Pinocchio is showing at the
Hollywood Theatre
(4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Monday, December
19). This should be AWESOME! Forget Netflix, check this out on the
big screen, where it belongs!!
Bones and All, a coming of age romantic cannibal road film (another film description I never expected to write), is playing at
Cinema 21 (616 NW 21st Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Monday, December 19), and the
Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; plays through Thursday, December 22).
Strange World,
the Disney animated feature about a family putting aside their issues
to explore a new planet, is playing at the
Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21), and the
Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 20).
The black comedy/horror film
The Menu is playing at
SIFF Cinema Egyptian (805 E Pine St in Seattle, WA; scheduled through Sunday, December 18), the
Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22),
Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21),
Living Room Theaters (341 SW 10th Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 20), the
Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), and
Cinema 21
(616 NW 21st Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December
22). Sounds like a perfect movie for Thanksgiving, if you're sick in
the head like me!
The MCU's latest film,
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, is playing at the
Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; plays through Thursday, December 22), the
Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22), the
Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21), the
Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, December 21), the
Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA; scheduled through Tuesday, December 20), and
Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, December 22).
Black Adam is playing at the
Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Tuesday, December 20).
Film Festival Submission Information
Auditions
The Majestic Theatre (155 SW 2nd St in Corvallis, OR) is holding auditions for its production of
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street on Monday and Tuesday January 9 and 10, 2023, from 6 to 9 pm, by appointment only. Click on the link for details.
December, 2022
Friday, December 16
The Fear PDX Haunted House
(12219 NE Glisan St in Portland, OR) presents a holiday FEAR event, as
Krampus has returned for two nights, tonight and tomorrow, from 7 to
9:30 pm. Visit the link to purchase advance tickets (strongly
recommended).
Cinema of Horrors brings
A Christmas Horror Story to the
Three Rivers Mall
(351 Three Rivers Dr in Kelso, WA) tonight and tomorrow. Tickets are
limited to 1000 visitors, so click the link before the event sells out.
Krampus Bremerton will be at Bremerton's newest wine bar,
Grumble and Wine (322 Pacific Ave in Bremerton, WA) from 5 to 7 pm.
Friday Night Frights is showing the holiday classic
Gremlins at the
Blue Mouse Theatre
(2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA) tonight only at 10 pm. Beats the
hell out of anything on the Hallmark Channel! And you can bring a new,
unwrapped toy to be donated to Toys for Tots!! Let's show Tacoma that
Horror fans really do have the holiday spirit and flood the Blue Mouse
with toys!
The
Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will also show this holiday classic tonight at 7:30 pm.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will screen the Horror holiday classic
Krampus tonight at 11:30 pm. It's Late Night Date Night, so bring a friend, elf or reindeer for a Two-for-One entry!
Violet Hex presents a queer holiday celebration and screening of Tim Burton's
Batman Returns at the
Clinton Street Theater
(2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) tonight at 8 pm. The show
includes three drag performers and a costume/best look contest. Doors
open at 7 pm.
Saturday, December 17
Experience Theatre Project presents
A Drunk Christmas Carol Volume II tonight at the
Beaverton Masonic Lodge
(4690 SW Watson ave in Beaverton, OR). A classically-trained theater
troupe dive into the classic tale, while two of the actors will take
five shots of whiskey and do their best during the reaiding. To no
one's surpirse, this is a 21 and older event.
CineMagic (2021 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR) will screen the depraved and very violent
3615 Pere Noel, AKA
Dial Code Santa Claus (AKA
Deadly Games) tonight and tomorrow at 7 pm. You can read my review of the film (which sounds like a gory knock-off of
Home Alone, but came out a year earlier) at
this link.
The
Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will show Bob Clark's least family friendly holiday classic,
Black Christmas tonight at 9 pm, and tomorrow at 8:30 pm.
The
7th St Theatre (313 7th St in Hoquiam, WA) will show the 1947 Christmas fantasy
Miracle on 34th Street tonight at 7:30 pm.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show
The Muppet Christmas Carol today at 1:30 pm, and on Wednesday, December 21, at 4:30 pm..
The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) will show the Japanese animated sci fi feature
Space Adventure Cobra today at 4 pm.
The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show the Jim Carrey version of
How the Grinch Stole Christmas today at 5 pm, on Monday, December 19 at 3 pm, Wednesday, December 21, at 12:45 pm.
On a less family-friendy note,
The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show the Christmas horror classic
Rare Exports tonight at 7 and 9 pm.
CineMagic (2021 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR) will screen
Batman Returns tonight at 9 pm, and on Wednesday, December 21, at 7 pm.
VHS Uber Alles
presents a Christmas treat for you at
The Grand Illusion Cinema
(1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) in GLORIOUS VHS tonight at 9:30 pm.
The plot involves three witchy 80s teen girls botching an anti-Christmas
ritual, which awakens a very evil elf, who starts a murderous rampage
while heading to the local mall the kill Santa. Kick in a sexy
sleepover party and Nazis planning to breed the elf with humans and
you've got the best WTF Christmas Horror EVER!
The
Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) is showing
The Rocky Horror Picture Show without a shadowcast tonight at midnight. Doors open at 11:30 pm.
Sunday, December 18
Crypticon Seattle brings the depraved and very violent
3615 Pere Noel, AKA
Dial Code Santa Claus (AKA
Deadly Games) to the
Renton Civic Theatre (507 S 3rd St in Renton, WA) as the holiday screening of
Flicks from the Crypt tonight at 7 pm. You can read my review of the film (which sounds like a gory
knock-off of
Home Alone, but came out a year earlier) at
this link.
UPDATE: The feature will be preceded by three Northwest short films: Art House, The Cookie Crumbles and Night of the Living Trees.
Church of Film brings Juraj Jukubisko's
The Feather Fairy, adapted from the Brother's Grimm tale
Mother Hulda, to the
Red Fox (5128 N Albina Ave in Portland, OR) tonight at 7 pm. The screening is outdoors in a covered, heated area.
The
Egyptian Theatre (229 S Broadway in Coos Bay, OR) will host a FREE screening of Jim Carrey's
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, in conjunction with the
Every Child Coos pajama drive for local youth in care.
The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show Joe Dante's horror Christmas classic
Gremlins tonight at 4 pm, and Thursday, December 22, at 3 pm..
The
Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) will show the Jim Carrey holiday comedy
How the Grinch Stole Christmas today at 2 pm.
It wouldn't be December without a screening of
It's a Wonderful Life.
Fathom Events brings the film back to theaters nationwide today and on Wednesday, December 21. Click on the link to find a theater near you.
Tuesday, December 20
It's a holiday tradition for the
Grindhouse Film Festival to screen the killer Santa film
Silent Night, Deadly Night in GLORIOUS 35mm. Check it out on the big screen at 7:30 pm tonight at the
Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR). I suggest buying advance tickets, as these screenings sell out.
CMNYK and the
Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR) brings
The Astral Factor to the
Sci Fi Extravaganza series tonight at 7 pm. Preshow starts at 6:15 pm.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show
The Nightmare Before Christmas at 6 pm,
Edward Scissorhands at 7:45 pm, and
Batman Returns at 10 pm. You can watch just one, or make it a Tim Burton triple feature for one low price.
Wednesday, December 21
Re-Imagined Radio will perform
A Radio Christmas Carol live at the
Kiggins Theatre (1101 Main St in Vancouver, WA) tonight at 7 pm.
The
Wyrd Winter Solstice 2022 takes place for 5 to 10 pm tonight at
Wyrd Leather and Mead
(4515 SE 41st Ave in Portland, OR). There will be mulled mead,
fireside tales, ambiance music, solstice food exclusives and MORE!
The
Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR) will show the Christmas slasher
Don't Open till Christmas (from the producers of
Pieces, so you know what you're getting into) tonight at 7 pm.
The
Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) will show the holiday horror film
Krampus tonight at 9 pm.
Don't tell George, but
Re-Run Theater will show the
Star Wars Holiday Special after the
Black Adder Christmas Carol at the
Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) tonight starting at 7:30 pm.
The
Whiteside Theatre (361 SW Madison Ave in Corvallis, OR) is showing the Fantasy holiday classic
It's a Wonderful Life tonight at 7 pm.
Thursday, December 22
The
Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will show the creepy holiday classic
Rare Exports tonight at 7:30 and 9:30 pm.
UPDATE: The 7:30 pm showing is SOLD OUT.
The Beacon
(4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) will show Finnish filmmaker Paivi
Hartzell's adaptation of the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale,
The Snow Queen, tonight at 7:30 pm.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show
The Nightmare Before Christmas today at 4:15 pm.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show the holdiay fantasy
It's a Wonderful Life tonight at 6 pm, and on Saturday, December 24, at 6 pm.
Friday, December 23
The Krampus Ball takes place at 7 pm tonight at
The BAD Space
(2572 19th St in Southeast Salem, OR). Dress in standard holiday fare,
or Krampus grab, and bring the kids, as this event is all ages. Just
make sure they haven't been naughty this year.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show Guillermo Del Toro's stop motion classic (yeah, I'm calling it that)
Pinocchio today at 6 pm.
The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show the Christmas action classic
Die Hard tonight at 11:30 pm.
I've read a few articles on adding this film to the holiday action flick catagory, and I can agree with them.
Weird Elephant at
The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show
The Long Kiss Goodnight
tonight and tomorrow at 10 pm. Seriously, it's a Lifetime Christmas
movie with F-bombs and terrorists, and Geena Davis as a kick-ass action
hero.
Saturday, December 24
The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) will show the slasher
Christmas Evil,
about a Santa-obsessed man who begins killing people he considers bad,
tonight at 8 pm. Just so you know, this film came out four years before
Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Spend Christmas (early) morning at the
Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) watching
The Rocky Horror Picture Show without a shadowcast tonight at midnight. Doors open at 11:30 pm.
Wednesday, December 28
The
Whiteside Theatre (361 SW Madison Ave in Corvallis, OR) is showing the George Lucas Sci Fi classic
Star Wars, with the local 501st Cloud City Garrison (501st Legion) and Kashyyyk Base (Rebel Legion) today at 7 pm.
Friday, December 30
Writer/director Joanna Hogg's ghost story
The Eternal Daughter, starring Tilda Swinton, opens tonight at
The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA; scheduled through Thursday, January 5).
Looks like you have another place to do the Time Warp again! The
Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) is showing
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, hosted by the
Geekenders, tonight at 11:45 pm. Doors open at 11 pm.
Saturday, December 31
Kathryn Bigelow's underseen sci fi noir film
Strange Days is being showing in GLORIOUS 35mm at
The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) through Monday, January 2.
Kick in the New Year doing the Time Warp again at the
Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) as they show
The Rocky Horror Picture Show without a shadowcast tonight at midnight. Doors open at 11 pm.