Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Sorry I wasn't posting for a while, but life just got to me.

 

Wow, it's been over a month since I posted a Weekly Update, and I'm sorry about that.  But man, life just got a bit too much for me and I had to shut down for a bit.  The hellscape sky in the Pacific Northwest didn't help much, and I was dealing with layers of ash finding its way into The Shadow Over Portland office.

Welcome to Portland, now in the fifth circle of Hell.

But now, the rain has come back, the air is clear and, by Cthulhu, things are starting to happen in the Pacific Northwest.  Haunted attractions are coming back, though from the socially distance comfort of your car, events are streaming online, so I have things to add to the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar.  Be sure to click on the link out once you check out this edition of the Weekly Update!

I hope to have more to add, but that depends on if we can keep the coronavirus at bay in the coming months.  Until that time, please stay safe and healthy.  Keep social distancing, wash your hands, wear a mask and let's work together so we can all enjoy a great film or attend a convention in person.  It's up to us, folks.  And we can do it!

Remember, if you know of an event occurring in the Pacific Northwest, email me at shadowoverportland@live.com with the details and promotional artwork, and I'll get it on the site, for FREE!

Tickets On Sale Now
 

Tickets go on sale today for the Stalker Farms Haunted Attraction (8705 Marsh Rd in Snohomish, WA), which you can enjoy in the comfort of your car.  The attraction opens on Saturday, October 3 and runs through Halloween Night.  For more details and to purchase tickets, visit the official website.
 
Now Open
 
The Bella Organic Farm Corn Maze (on Sauvie Island, 16205 NW Gillihan Rd in Portland, OR) is now open through October 31.  The maze is dedicated to our front line workers, who will be granted free admission through the month of September.  To buy tickets and for more details, visit the Bella Organic Farm website. 

The Topaz Farm 2020 Corn Maze (located on Sauvie Island at 17100 NW Sauvie Island in Portland, OR) is now open.  For more details, visit the Topaz Farm website.
 
Contest
The 2020 Lovecraftian Micro Fiction contest is now open through Thursday, October 1.  Entries must be 500 words or less.  Winning authors will be published in a capbook and the overall winner will be invited to participate in the 2021 Challenge From Beyond round robin story project with some of the finest modern Lovecraftian authors.  For all the details and to enter your story, visit the Arkham Bazaar link.
 
Fundraising Announcement
 
The H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival and CthulhuCon Kickstarter is open through Friday, September 25 at 3 pm PDT.  Head to the Kickstarter link for all the details, including various pledge levels and awards.

Cast and Crew Members Wanted

The Clark County ScareGrounds is looking for actors for the Oaks Park Haunted Drive-Thru, which will run from October 9 to November 1.  All Cast Audition dates and times are currently reserved, but you can submit an application for when more slots open.  For more details, including age requirements, and to submit an application, visit the official website.

September, 2020

Friday, September 25

The 99W Drive-In (Hwy 99W (AKA Portland Rd), just west of N Springbrook Rd in Newberg, OR) screens The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with The Denton Delinquents shadow casting the film, tonight and Sunday starting at dusk.  Due to social distancing, you will have to stay in your car this year.  The second feature will be Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Visit the Facebook Event Page for more details.
 

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will screen Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange tonight at 10:30 pm and Monday, September 28, at 9 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

Saturday, September 26

The Northwest Film Center's Cinema Unbound Drive-In is planing to show Stanley Kubrick's horror classic The Shining at Zidell Yards (3030 SW Moody Ave in Portland, OR) tonight at 9 pm (the film is pending at this time and may change).  The film screens with the short Forgive Us Our Debts, directed by Howard Mitchell, about a young African American boy hiding foreclosure notices from his family, only to have the police arrive to remove them from their home.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the NWFC website.
 
UPDATE: This event is SOLD OUT.

The Spirit of Halloweentown (AKA St. Helens, OR) will be open on weekends starting today and running through November 1.  For a current list of events and advance ticket sales (required to control crowd size), visit the Halloweentown website.  I'll add more details as I find them.
 
Saturday Public Domain Movie-Fest and 50th Street Studio presents an online screening of Manos: The Hands of Fate, with guest host Jackey Neyman Jones (Debbie) tonight at 7 pm.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page. 

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will screen Walt Disney's animated classic Fantasia today at 4:20 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.
 
The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will screen Blade Runner 2049 tonight at 10:30 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

Sunday, September 27

Fathom Events brings Steven Spielberg's sci fi classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind back to theaters tonight, and on Tuesday, September 29, and Thursday, October 1.  To find out if a theater near you is open and screening the film, visit the Fathom Events website. 

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will screen Blade Runner: The Final Cut tonight at 9:30 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

 

Saturday, August 8, 2020

It's another slow week at The Shadow Over Portland office, dammit.


Well, things don't look much better for most Pacific Northwest Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Fans at this time.  Despite one bright spot, the Rio Theatre in Vancouver, BC, having reopened, most other theaters that show classic genre films remain shuttered, and it appears most Halloween attractions are announcing their decision to cancel for 2020. 

What do you mean, no haunted houses?

That's just not right!

Still, you can catch some great new films, as many theaters are opting to release movies online.  If you can support such showings, please do so, as the theaters get a cut of your purchase.  And it might help keep them able to open after the current pandemic is over.  

I really don't have much else to say in this edition of the Weekly Update, except to stay safe, keep social distancing, wear a mask, wash your hands, and let's all do our best to make Halloween Happen! 

From Ashland, OR, to Vancouver, BC, The Shadow Over Portland has you covered!!

Now Showing/Streaming

Gremlins: A Puppet Story is now streaming, thanks to the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, OR.  Narrated by Chris Walas, Oscar winning special effects master, this is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Joe Dante's classic film Gremlins, and includes incredibly rare photos and videos from Walas' personal archive.  For more details and ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website. 

UPDATE: Steaming has been extended to Thursday, August 13.

The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) is still closed due to the pandemic, but you can stream movies to you home and help support the theater.  Through August 6, you can screen the possession thriller Amulet, directed by Romola Garai, in the comfort of your home.  For more details and to purchase "admission" to the streaming service, visit The Grand Illusion Cinema website and scroll down.

The 99W Drive-In (Hwy 99W (AKA Portland Rd), just west of N. Springbrook Rd) will screen the family sci fi classics ET The Extra-Terrestrial and Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back through Sunday.  Showtime is about 9 pm.  The drive-in isn't using a reservation system, but can fit up to 200 vehicles a night.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.


The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) is still closed due to the pandemic, but you can stream movies to you home and help support the theater.  Through August 20, you can screen writer/director Emily Harris' 2019 version of Sheridan Le Fanu's classic Carmilla in the comfort of your home.  The film focuses on fifteen-year-old Lara (Hannah Rae), isolated from the outside world in her father's vast country estate, and by her strict governess Miss Fontaine (Jessica Raine), until a late night carriage crash brings Carmilla (Devrim Lingnau) into her world.  For more details and to purchase "admission" to the streaming service, visit The Grand Illusion Cinema website and scroll down.

Cancellations/Rescheduled Events


Rose City Comic Con 2020 has been cancelled.  The event return to Portland on September 10 in 2021.  If you have tickets, visit the official website for information on refunds or transferring your ticket to next year's event. 

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The Emerald City Comic Con, scheduled for August 21 to 23, has been cancelled.  The next ECCC will take place March 4 to 7, 2021.  Keep checking back here for more details, at ECCC Facebook Page or the ECCC website.

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Crypticon Seattle has been cancelled for this year.  The con will be back April 30 to May 2 of 2021.  But the con plans some online content this year, and an outdoor festival screening around the weekend of September 18.  For more details on these events, visit the Crypticon Seattle Facebook Page, or the official website.

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The Vampire's Masquerade Ball has been rescheduled from July 25 to Saturday, May 29, 2021.  The event will take place for 9 pm to 2 am at the Portland Art Museum (1119 SW Park Ave in Portland, OR).  For all the details on the rescheduling, visit the Vampire's Masquerade Ball PDX Facebook Page.

The Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas (1957)



Good movies about the Yeti or Bigfoot are rare.  Many attempts come off like 1970's motorcycle gang verses monster film Bigfoot, but you can find gems like 2006's Abominable, a solid horror action film that is surprisingly underappreciated.  Hammer's The Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas is another example of a good Yeti film, though it's about the creatures in the snow and more about the monsters that share your campsite. 

The film opens with Dr. John Rollason (Peter FREAKING Cushing), his wife Helen, (Maureen Connell), and his assistant Peter Fox (Richard Wattis), who are on a botanical expedition to the Himalayas.  While at the monastery of Rong-buk, they meet another expedition lead by Dr. Tom Friend (Forrest Tucker) searching for the legendary Yeti.  Rollason decides to join Friend's expedition, despite protests from Helen, Peter and the Lama (Arnold Marle).  And so they set out to find the creature, which they do when a member of the expedition kills a Yeti exploring their camp.  
 
As expected, mayhem ensues.

Yeah, it's a quick and brief plot synopsis, rather unheard of on this site.  But it pretty much covers what happens in this film.  The surprising thing is the mayhem isn't caused by the Yeti, or even the brutal conditions such an expedition would face on the mountain.  To be honest, both are more a McGuffin for the main conflict of the story, the clash between scientific study verses commercial exploitation.

Think of it, man.
We'd be bigger than Carl Denham.

This means you should expect a lack of Yeti action in this film, despite what the poster might suggest.  The titular creature doesn't show up until the last five minutes of the film, and are mostly cloaked in shadows.  Man against a force of nature isn't the point of the script.  The central conflict is how man can either learn from, or exploit nature.  And Friend is willing to resort to some pretty horrible acts to get what he wants.  The film's conclusion is solid, siding against the exploitation of nature, no matter the cost to scientific exploration.  Humanity's nature is too greedy, and some things are best left alone.

The script was written by Nigel Kneale, based a similar television movie he scripted called The Creature.  According to internet sources, the film follows most of the beats from the earlier production, though the character of Helen was added for the film.  And Wayne Kinsey, in his book Hammer Films: The Unsung Heroes, wrote that scripts paint the Yeti not as a monster, but a being better than humanity.  I can only speak for the movie version, but as both were written by Kneale, I'm going to assume the two share such similarities.

Should that be the case, I wish Kneale had found a way to keep Rollason devolving into a guest on an episode of Ancient Aliens on The History Channel.  At first, he's portrayed as a serious scientist, gathering evidence on how Yetis might survive on the mountain.  But once Rollason does a brief visual examination of the dead Yeti's face, he begins spouting pseudo-science babble, claiming the creature is over a hundred years old, smarter than humans, probably telepathic and just waiting for humanity to die off before leaving the mountain to populate the Earth.  
 
Yeah, all that after view a Yeti corpse for a few seconds.  While Cushing delivers the lines with a sense of sincerity and conviction, as you'd expect, his proclamations falls flat.  It's basic 50s SCIENCE, rather than actual science, and clashes with the tone of the script.
One can only guess what Rollason would have to say about this Yeti hand.
Possibly something like, "Oh look, they are starting an arms race with us!"

But the conflict between Rollason and Friend makes up the meat of the script, and you'll be surprised how captivating their interactions become.  No surprise that Cushing is terrific in his role, but Tucker is equally good.  The two verbally clash, but are never over-the-top, even as Rollason discovers more of Friend's shady past.  And while some of the revelations might make you want to punch Friend at a point, remember Rollason is near the top of a mountain, making his more docile tone reveal how dependent he is on Friend for his survival.   

Fun little fact about Kneale's reaction to having an American cast in the film.  As you might know, the casting of Brian Donlevy in The Quatermass Xperiment and Quatermass 2 bothered Kneale.  But he was fine with Tucker being cast, as he felt an American would come off better as the brash explorer looking to exploit nature, rather than learn from it. 

And yes, I've seen some criticism of the film concerning how unsavory the members of the American expedition are portrayed, but I don't feel it's justified.  I do understand why some are taken aback by it, as they don't want to see Americans portrayed in such a villainous manner, but this is a British film and it is how a different country perceives us.  I've seen enough world cinema to know we're not always viewed in the most positive light.  And while it might sting a bit, one must remember American use similar stereotyping of other nationalities in the same manner as this film.  Rather than dismiss such portrayals outright, it's better to realize Americans are not always viewed positively by other countries and understand the reasons for such portrayals.

I'm an American, I've got a gun, and I don't have to take this anymore!

As I mentioned earlier, the character of Helen was an addition to the film's script, but it works.  Connell is no damsel in distress, even though she's left with the Lama as Rollason heads out with Friend's expedition.  However, once her husband is missing, she's the driving force to mount a rescue, despite Fox's objections.  Connell is terrific in the role, allowed to be as capable, or more so, than most of the men in the film.

The Shout Factory release is full of great extras.  It includes, as a special feature, a full HD version, which is incomplete, and a version with five minutes added from a "standard definition source."  I would suggest watching the more complete source, as any picture quality differences wasn't noticeable to me.  But that was likely from being too engrossed with the story to worry about any subtle changes. Other extras include an audio commentary with filmmaker/film historian Ted Newsom, an audio commentary with director Val Guest and screenwriter Nigel Kneale, a theatrical trailer and more.

The Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas might not be an action pack Yeti film, but most of those don't really work anyway.  By focusing on an expedition setting out to discover a new species, and the driving force behind the different member, the film starts questioning the importance of scientific discover, when pitted against those eager to exploit such finds.  And, as expected, humanity comes up lacking.

If you'd like to purchase a copy of The Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, consider clicking on the Amazon link below.  I'll get a bit of the sale, which will help keep The Shadow Over Portland up and running.

Well, once I figure out how to get it running.  Seems to be some issues.



Thursday, July 30, 2020

More rescheduled events and more drive-in films are happening under The Shadow Over Portland!


Yes, more events have rescheduled, but several have plans to stream movies and events.  So while you might not get the complete con/festival experience, at least you can still enjoy some great content in the comfort of your living room.

What do you mean, no one remembered popcorn?!?!

And if you're tired of hanging around the house, plenty of pop-up drive-ins are springing up and many are showing some great films.  You'll find a few in this edition of the Weekly Update, but be sure to check out the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar for more coming in the next month.

Remember, if you know of something happening in the Pacific Northwest, you can email me at shadowoverportland@live.com, or message me on Facebook.  Provide details and promotional artwork, and I'll post it on the calendar ASAP.

And be safe out there.  Wear your mask, continue social distancing, wash your hands and LET'S MAKE HALLOWEEN HAPPEN!!

From Ashland, OR, to Vancouver, BC, The Shadow Over Portland has you covered

Now Showing/Streaming

Gremlins: A Puppet Story streams through Thursday, July 23, thanks to the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, OR.  Narrated by Chris Walas, Oscar winning special effects master, this is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Joe Dante's classic film Gremlins, and includes incredibly rare photos and videos from Walas' personal archive.  For more details and ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website. 

UPDATE: Steaming has been extended to Thursday, August 6.

The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) is still closed due to the pandemic, but you can stream movies to you home and help support the theater.  Through August 6, you can screen the possession thriller Amulet, directed by Romola Garai, in the comfort of your home.  For more details and to purchase "admission" to the streaming service, visit The Grand Illusion Cinema website and scroll down.

Cancellations/Rescheduled Events


Rose City Comic Con 2020 has been cancelled.  The event return to Portland on September 10 in 2021.  If you have tickets, visit the official website for information on refunds or transferring your ticket to next year's event. 

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The Emerald City Comic Con, scheduled for August 21 to 23, has been cancelled.  The next ECCC will take place March 4 to 7, 2021.  Keep checking back here for more details, at ECCC Facebook Page or the ECCC website.

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Crypticon Seattle has been cancelled for this year.  The con will be back April 30 to May 2 of 2021.  But the con plans some online content this year, and an outdoor festival screening around the weekend of September 18.  For more details on these events, visit the Crypticon Seattle Facebook Page, or the official website.

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The Vampire's Masquerade Ball has been rescheduled from July 25 to Saturday, May 29, 2021.  The event will take place for 9 pm to 2 am at the Portland Art Museum (1119 SW Park Ave in Portland, OR).  For all the details on the rescheduling, visit the Vampire's Masquerade Ball PDX Facebook Page.

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Finally, I have some new events to share!


It's been a while since I last worked on the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar, and it was probably for the best.  With the lockdown, changes at work and the shear amount of events being postponed or cancelled, it made for a pretty depressing, challenging couple of month.

Me, wilting under all the stress caused by the pandemic,
or melting in the current heat wave in Portland?
Actually, it works either way. 

And, while I hate to admit we might have more disappointments coming our way in 2020, at least this edition of the Weekly Update has some bright spots.  Chris Walas' film, Gremlins: A Puppet Story, is streaming through Thursday thanks to the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, OR.  The 99W Drive-In in Newburg, OR, is showing Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Raiders of the Lost Ark this weekend, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show in September.  Finally, Movies at Marymoor Park in Redmond, WA, has some great films on their drive-in schedule.

Of course, several events have been rescheduled, and you can check out the 2021 section of the calendar for all the updates.  I expect more are coming, and I'll keep the Cancellations/Rescheduled Events section updated as I get word on any changes.

I'll do my best to keep up on all the events, both in person and streaming, but I could use your help.  If you are hosting an event, or know of one, email me at shadowoverportland@live.com with the details and promotional artwork, and I'll get it on the calendar as soon as possible.  I don't want anything slipping through the cracks, even as venues are changing how they get the word out to people.

You can also Message me on Facebook (my current page is Chris McMillan, and you'll notice I'm a BIG Creature from the Black Lagoon fan if you check out my page), but I plan to create a The Shadow Over Portland page later this summer. 

That said, I'm back, I'll do my best to get back to posting updates every Wednesday, and hope every one is safe and healthy.  Take care, Pacific Northwest Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Fans, and I'll see you next week!

Until then, wear a mask, keep up social distancing, wash your hands and LET'S MAKE HALLOWEEN HAPPEN!!

From Ashland, OR, to Vancouver, BC, The Shadow Over Portland has you covered.


Now Showing/Streaming

Gremlins: A Puppet Story streams through Thursday, July 23, thanks to the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, OR.  Narrated by Chris Walas, Oscar winning special effects master, this is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Joe Dante's classic film Gremlins, and includes incredibly rare photos and videos from Walas' personal archive.  For more details and ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website. 

Cancellations/Rescheduled Events


Rose City Comic Con 2020 has been cancelled.  The event return to Portland on September 10 in 2021.  If you have tickets, visit the official website for information on refunds or transferring your ticket to next year's event. 

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The Emerald City Comic Con, scheduled for August 21 to 23, has been cancelled.  The next ECCC will take place March 4 to 7, 2021.  Keep checking back here for more details, at ECCC Facebook Page or the ECCC website.

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Crypticon Seattle has been cancelled for this year.  The con will be back April 30 to May 2 of 2021.  But the con plans some online content this year, and an outdoor festival screening around the weekend of September 18.  For more details on these events, visit the Crypticon Seattle Facebook Page, or the official website.

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The Vampire's Masquerade Ball has been rescheduled from July 25 to Saturday, May 29, 2021.  The event will take place for 9 pm to 2 am at the Portland Art Museum (1119 SW Park Ave in Portland, OR).  For all the details on the rescheduling, visit the Vampire's Masquerade Ball PDX Facebook Page.

Film Submissions

Submissions are being accepted for the 2020 H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival in Portland, OR, and the third biennial H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival in Providence, RI.  And the stars have aligned for you, as you only need to click this FilmFreeway link for all the details on submitting your Lovecraftian short or feature film to BOTH festivals.  Final submission date is July 28, 2020.

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From the people who created the HUMP film festival comes SLAY, a chance for you to make a short horror film (up to 8 minutes in length) and possibly win some cash!  Your film can be terrifying or funny, gory or campy, animated, or whatever your twisted mind can think of.  Prizes will be awarded for the Goriest, Funniest and Scariest film, along with a Best in Show award.  The submission date is Friday, August 7, 2020 at 5 pm PST, and the films will be screened in Portland and Seattle on October 17, 2020.  For more details, visit the SLAY Film Fest website.

July, 2020

Thursday, July 23

The 99W Drive-In (on Highway 99W (AKA Portland Rd), Just west of N Springbrook Rd in Newberg, OR) is showing the best films from two different franchises through July 27.  Catch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Raiders of the Lost Ark this weekend starting around 9:15 pm.  While the drive-in isn't using a reserve system, only 200 vehicles will be able to fit into the lot per night.  Also, the films will not be shown on Saturday night due to a concert film event.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Saturday, July 25

Wyrd War (3505 NE Broadway St in Portland, OR) celebrates the one year anniversary of their brick and mortar gallery with Occult Roots of Atavism: Ephemera and Iconography from the Metal Punk Underground today starting at noon.  Only five guest will be admitted into the gallery at a time and masks are required (one will be provided if you don't have one).  For more details on the event, visit the Facebook Event Page.
August, 2020

Wednesday, August 12

Movies at Marymoor Park (6046 W Lake Sammamish Pkway NE in Redmond, WA) presents Raiders of the Lost Art tonight, starting at about 8:30 pm.  Tickets are $25 per carload, but advance purchases are recommended, as space is limited.  For more details, and the official links for ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Sunday, August 16


The Meadowlark Comic Con takes place today at the Ramada Medford Hotel and Convention Center (2250 Biddle Rd in Medford, OR).  Guests include Jackey Neyman Jones (Debbie in Manos: The Hands of Fate and Manos Returns, Beyond the Wall of Fear, Dark Zone Thirteen), Eric Roberts (Sharktopus, The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)) and Eliza Roberts (Schlock, Animal House).  For more details, visit the official website or the Facebook Event Page.

UPDATE: On Monday, July 20, the Meadowlark Comic Con Facebook Page announced a COVID update will be coming soon.   Check the link later in the week for any update.

September, 2020

Friday, September 11

The 99W Drive-In (Hwy 99W (AKA Portland Rd), just west of N Springbrook Rd in Newberg, OR) screens The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with The Denton Delinquents shadow casting the film, tonight and tomorrow.  Due to social distancing, you will have to stay in your car this year.  A second feature has yet to be announced, so keep checking back here, or at the Facebook Event Page, for updates.

 

Monday, July 20, 2020

The Vampire Lovers (1970)


My first viewing of The Vampire Lovers was courtesy of a MGM Movies 4 You Horror pack, including three other films.  I loved the movie, but the audio track sounded like it was recorded in a busy hanger at an airport, with a loud roaring infusing every second (to be fair, the other films didn't have the same issue).  Thankfully, Scream Factory released a superb Blu-ray version several years back, and I couldn't be happier.

Based on Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's novella Carmilla, this film kicked off Hammer's Karnstein Trilogy, which included Lust for a Vampire and Twins of Evil.  It's also one of the most faithful adaptation of the novella, complete with Carmilla's victims dreaming of a giant cat.  Seriously.

The film opens in 19th century Styria, as Baron Hortog (Douglas Wilmer, Octopussy, Jason and the Argonauts, The Golden Voyage of Sinbad) is hunting his sister, who has become a vampire.  He's successful, however, you know he didn't complete the job, as the movie jumps several years ahead at the party of General Spielsdorf (Peter FREAKING Cushing).  A Countess (Dawn Addams, The Vault of Horror), who is attending the party, must leave suddenly to aid a sick friend, and asks the general if she might leave her daughter Marcilla (Ingrid FREAKING Pitt) in his care.  The general is happy to be of assistance, and Marcilla becomes friends with his daughter, Laura (Pippa Steel, AKA Pippa Steele, Lust for a Vampire).  Villagers start dying, as well as Laura, while Marcilla disappears.

Oh, I should mention the appearance of a mysterious vampire on horseback (credited as Man in Black), who shows up briefly.  Well, that's all I'm going to say about him, as he doesn't really do much.

Anyway, the Countess meets Roger Morton (George Cole, Fright, Mary Reilly) after he comes across her broken-down carriage.  She has to depart at all haste, asks Morton to watch her daughter (now named Carmilla), who promptly befriends and seduces his daughter Emma (Madeline Smith, Theater of Blood, Live and Let Die, Taste the Blood of Dracula)...

Yeah, you know where this is going.  Vampire mayhem ensues, the General and the Baron get involved and all race to stop Carmilla from taking Emma and continuing the cycle.

 Just lie back and relax.
And just ignore my teeth in your neck.

As you might expect from Hammer at the time, the film looks gorgeous.  The sets and locations look perfect and the costumes are terrific.  Director Roy Ward Baker (Quatermass and the Pit, The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires) keeps the film aligned with the Gothic look of Hammer films at the time.  But he's no Terence Fisher, so the movie just looks fine and little more.

Hammer co-produced the film with American International, who was looking for more explicit films to bring in the audience.  And my, did Hammer deliver, with several scenes featuring graphic (for the time) nudity.  In the book Hammer Glamour, Smith remembers being told by producer Michael Style that the scenes were intended for the Japanese version, which obviously wasn't the case.  She also claims that, at the time, she was so naive that she didn't know what a lesbian was and had no idea what was happening as the giant cat spread across her while she was in bed.

Pitt is wonderful as the vampire seductress.  She's able to convey the right mix of tenderness and predatory actions that makes you wonder if she was planning to spend an undead life with Emma.  Her performance, and her willingness to disrobe, made her the perfect choice for Hammer's Countess Dracula, which was release the following year.

And, as one would expect, Cushing steals the show whenever he's on screen.  Though his role is limited to the start and the climax of the film, one can't imagine this movie being as well remembered without his presence. 

Don't worry, I'm a professional.
I've done this in countless other films.

Smith is perfect as the wide eyed innocent unaware of the vampire in her bedroom, but her performance seems due to her naivety than any actual acting skill (for a much better performance by Smith, check out Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell).  The rest of the cast is fine, but are dealing with rather bland characters who exist only to move the plot along.  It's no fault of theirs, as the script gives them very little to work with, but they do their best.

I mentioned the giant cat twice now, so let's talk about it.  It works in Le Fanu's story, because he doesn't have to show it.  The film does convey the idea of a cat covering Carmilla's victims, but the cinematic results look more like an oversized fur coat pulled over them.  I assume Hammer used it as a way to avoid having Pitt crawling into her victim's bed and causing further issues with the censors.  And Hammer knew they were pushing the limits, as British Board of Film Censors' John Trevelyan had issues with the script, shown to him before production started.  Fortunately, he backed off when the studio informed him the lesbianism was present in the original work, so what could they do, and the filmmakers using the cat imagery to keep the censors at bay.

As for the lesbianism in the film, I'm sure you can find countless other sources delving into the subject in more scholarly details.  But one thing I found interesting is, in the film, Carmilla has no problem killing men, but they tend to be one bite stands (okay, that was bad, I won't do it again).  As for the women in the film, including Emma's governess Mademoiselle Perrodot (Kate O'Mara), Carmilla's attention lingers, seducing and slowly draining them of blood.  And while Perrodot is dispatched quickly as the film reaches its climax, I found myself wishing the filmmakers took a bit more time with Emma and Carmilla before they attempted to flee the Baron's house.  Such a moment could have cemented the sense I got that Carmilla is bringing Emma with her out of love, rather than lust or revenge, and made for a bit more tragic ending.

Of course, the men have to end Carmilla's undead existence and restore the proper order to society.  But again, that's only implied, as the men around Emma seem to be oblivious to the developing relationship between the two.  Still, as with Le Fanu's novella, the subtext is there, whether you want to see it or not.

I have dreams about this moment.
And no, it's not a nightmare. 

The last film produced by Hammer with US backers, The Vampire Lovers is, in a way, the start of the fabled studio's decline.  The studio tried to recapture their audience, which had grown tired of Gothic horror, by bringing Dracula into 1970s London, mixing vampires with kung fu action, and ample amounts of female nudity.  But those plans failed and in 1979, Hammer closed down for almost three decades. And even now, the studio is struggling to find a way to entice audiences into the theaters.

But if you enjoy watching Hammer's glory days, you should add The Vampire Lovers to your collection.  Scream Factory delivers a gorgeous wide-screen transfer on a disc packed with lots of great extras, including Pitt reading Carmilla and an interview with Smith. Worth a purchase, even if you double dip as I did!

Well, I guess we all know how Hammer tried to sell this film!

If you'd like to buy The Vampire Lovers for your collection, click on the link below and I'll get a few cents from your purchase.  I'm sorry to say, at this time, only the multi-region version is available through Amazon, and it's more expensive than the Region 1 Blu-Ray.  If you want to rent the film instead, visit the second link below.