Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Friday the 13th Part II (1981)

Despite the critical backlash from the original, which included critics Siskle and Ebert calling upon their viewers of At the Movies to write letters complaining to Paramount and actor Betsy Palmer, the studio couldn't ignore the box office returns.  So, despite any concerns how the franchise would move on, Friday the 13th Part II was released in 1981.  According to Wikipedia, the second film was going to be a series based on the superstition surrounding the date.  But I suspect the box office success of the original, and the possibility such an approach could result in a higher budget, resulted in the filmmakers deciding to keep the series as a slasher franchise.  

As the original killer, Pamela Voorhees (Betsy Palmer) was graphically dispatched in the first film (come on, that's not a spoiler), the sequel decided to focus on Jason, the little boy whose death instigated the killings in the first film.   Even though Jason supposedly drowned, why not bring him back.  But one has to wonder, did the authorities never recover Jason's body?  Did they bother looking for it?  And if they didn't, how did Pamela know her son drowned, as he could have wondered off in the woods, for all she knew.  So many questions, but no one cared enough to create any answers.  Let's just get to the first kill, and keep the blood flowing.

But this approach also shows the filmmakers lack of concern for continuity, as the sequel opens two months after the first film.  And yes, that's mentioned during a campfire sequence later in the film, and makes no sense if you watch the opening. 

Let's get into it.  Alice is trying to get past her previous ordeal by living alone in a giant house and doing some art therapy.  It appears she believes the threat is over, as she's not triple bolting her doors or locks windows.  As expect, things don't end well, as a full grown, rather bulky Jason hunts Alice down and kills her to avenge his mother's death.  Say what you will, as he's living in the woods, at least he knows how to take a teapot off a burner.

Hey, I might be living in a shack hidden in the woods, but I'm not a barbarian.

What, how, huh?  The sequence with young Jason in the first film was a dream, but now he's full grown and ready to extract revenge on the mother he's never tried to contact as she sabotaged previous reopening of the camp?  He can track Alice down, walking through a suburban neighborhood carrying his mother's head, and none of the neighbors are suspicious?  Yeah, it's pretty silly, and makes no sense, but you're just going to have to roll with it.  

Five years later, Paul Holt (John Frey) opens a camp to train counselors on the shores of Crystal Lake.  We get a quick visit from Crazy Ralph (Walt Gorney) warning of a death curse, and meet his assistant, and love interest, Jenny (Amy Steele), who's majoring in child psychology.

Paul mentions Jason, and Alice's death, as a campfire story (see above).  The scene ends with a staged jump scare to get the idea out of everyone's system, though Paul states the original Camp Crystal Lake is off limits.  But that doesn't keep a couple of counselors from heading to the abandoned site, only to be caught by the local sheriff and returned to be punished by staying behind as most of the other counselors head out for one last night out on the town.

Of course, a few other stay behind, as we need a high body count.  To no one's surprise, mayhem ensues.

What, you didn't expect things to get bloody as this place has a death curse?

Let's get into some of the issues surrounding the film, starting with Alice's early demise.  It was claimed that King's agent asked for more money than the film could afford, but King states she was being stalked at the time by a fan, and wanted her role to be as brief as possible (as shown in the extra features in the Shout Factory release of Friday the 13th).  Stalking wasn't given as much attention by authorities and the public back in the early 80s, at least until the death of actress Rebecca Schaeffer, who's death lead to the passage of legislation in California to prevent such crimes.  

So it's no surprise King didn't want more exposure at this point in her career. Thankfully, she's back on the con circuit (I met her and she's amazing to fans), has appeared in fan films as well as other horror features, and has released a series of wines reflecting her turn as a Final Girl (if you want to buy a bottle, visit this link).  It's nice to see her able to embrace her legacy.

I'm so honored to have this picture.  She is SO nice!

But, despite the film following the standard slasher flick cliches, it creates some issues that infest the genre for years.  And the first is on me, as I have some knowledge about human anatomy.  And now we get to SPOILERS.  So if you haven't seen the film, skip the next eight paragraphs.  Though if you're a slasher fan, you know what's coming. 

Last chance.  Here we go.

Mother warned you, Jason.

Towards the end of the film, Jenny uses her psychology background to lower Jason's guard and, at a point during the final act, drives a machete into his shoulder.  Now, the wound visibly cuts through the clavicle bone, which would severe the clavicle artery and resulting in Jason bleeding out within a few seconds.  But that doesn't happen.  Now, had this been the Jason in Part 6 (a review is coming), I could have accepted it.  But this Jason is just some loner out in the woods, and, like most films, we're expected to treat him like a meat-and-bone puppet, with no internal organs that would result in his death, unlike his victims.

Sorry, this troupe always bothers me, regardless of who it happens to.  Traumatic injuries are something no normal human being bounces back from, whether you're Jason or Rambo.  Okay, some exceptions can be made, like Ash in Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn, but that was a comedy.  And you might argue that slasher films aren't meant to be taken seriously, and okay, I'll agree.  But the rules of the film have to be followed, and if his victims die due to a stab wound to the stomach, Jason should as well.

Look, Pamela didn't walk off her fatal wound.  Why should Jason?

Let's move on.  The film's ending exemplifies some of the flaws of the slasher formula.  Now, I'm not slamming the characters of Alice, Jenny, or  Laurie Stroud in this part, but rather, the troupes associated with the genre.  So please, keep that in mind, and no nasty comments defending your favorite Final Girl.  It's not the performance, but the scripts I'm talking about.

To start, Alice has a major flaw as a Final Girl.  And I'm not talking the ones most early Final Girls have, such as smoking pot, drinking, and having premarital sex.  No, her biggest failing is falling asleep during the final act, even though she knows something is amiss.  I doubt Laurie would have done the same while protecting the children under her charge.  Sure, Alice isn't tasked with babysitting, but sleeping while everyone around her is missing feels pretty lame, but again, that's the script's fault.  The filmmakers had to let Bill go out and perforated by arrows, and having her fall asleep while he went out is just lazy.  Alice deserves better.  It would have made her better Final Girl had she and Bill go their separate ways to find the missing counselors.  Which, I know, is another bad horror troupe.  But much better than falling asleep in her situation. 

And while Laurie does an awesome job battling Micheal Myers, it's Dr. Loomis who steps in and takes out The Shape in the original Halloween, and its sequel.  Alice, however, beheads Pamela, being the first (and one of the few) Final Girl to take the killer down without any help.  Unfortunately, the sequel doesn't follow upon on that trend.  And it's disappointing, as the ending is one of those what-the-hell moments in horror cinema (though, if I remember Part 3 right, another one is coming).

While Jenny does trick Jason into lowering his guard, he sees through her act and blocks her attack.  Which is fine, and could have lead to an epic battle between the two.  I feel Jenny could have held her own against Jason, and a duel between the two would have been awesome.  

Yet the script brings in Paul to distract Jason, and almost be killed, allowing Jenny to deliver a (assumed) fatal blow.  It feels the filmmakers, for some reason, couldn't let another Final Girl her moment to shine without a man's intervention.  It takes the power from the troupe, weakening the idea of a capable woman defending herself without assistance.  

And we get this ridiculous "step aside, babe, I've got this" moment after she saved you life, you idiot.

But things get even weirder, as in final few minutes of the film.  Jason comes back and drags Jenny through a window before the film cuts to her being loaded in an ambulance.  We have no idea what happened to Paul, or how she survived.  It's a disappointing ending for such a strong Final Girl, and one that didn't need to happen if the filmmakers didn't decide to mimic the shock ending of the first film.

And that's the last we see of Jenny, which is too bad.  Her psychological take on Jason was spot on, and worthy of a revisit. But Part 3D never addresses it.  At least as best as I remember.


End of SPOILERS.

Of course, the film was challenge by the MPAA, resulting in 48 seconds being cut.  Scream Factory's release includes a VHS version (without sound) of effect artist Carl Fullerton's (The Silence of the Lambs, The Hunger) effects, which includes a grislier demise for Alice, and some extended footage of other kills.  And it also shows Fullerton must have seen Mario Bava's Bay of Blood (AKA Twitch of the Death Nerve), though even the extended shot didn't go as full on as the European film.

Yeah, think I've seen this before.  Just without hands clawing at the sheets.

Interestingly, the MPAA didn't seem to care about the sexual overtones in the film.  We have Terry's (Kristen Baker) form fitting shorts and full frontal nudity shots. And let's not forget Vickie (Lauren-Marie Taylor) wanting to challenge Mark (Tom McBride) to a hand held video game with "the puck" for position, then spraying perfume in her crotch as she expects to spend the night with him.  Yeah, at that point, we know she's gonna die, as well as Mark.  But, to be honest. I would have loved it had they survived and come back in Friday the 13th Part 3D ready to take down Jason.

But, to be honest, Mark's death is gloriously gory.

But it appears nudity issues reared its ugly head (rightfully so), when Paramount discovered Marta Kober (Sandra) was only 16 when she filmed a full frontal nudity shower scene (according to the Internet, and we all know everything online is true).  But, it if is, I'd like to thank the sensible people who found the footage and have not released it.  Let's keep it that way.

Aside from that unpleasantness, sexuality in this sequel is interesting.  Sure, Scott (Russell Todd) is pretty pervy as he tries to get into Terry's pants, and Jenny's relationship with Paul can be seen as an employer taking advantage of a power dynamic (though it's never played that way).  

But the two other sexual encounters are instigated by women.  Despite her age at the time, Sandra telling her boyfriend Jeff not to wear himself out by armwrestling Mark indicates her desires over the macho moment.  Meanwhile Vickie is all into getting into Mark's pants, and it's not at all subtle.  It's interesting that a standard slasher film gave women a chance to express their own desires and needs, without a man leading the way.  Unfortunately, they all end up sliced and diced.

It's all fun and games, until we all die.

So, let's talk about Mark for a moment.  Aside from J. C. Hooper (Steve Marshall) in Night of the Creeps, Mark is one of the best written disabled characters in an 80s film of any type.  He's limitations aren't played for laughs, and the script never hinder his ability to be a fully functional person.  Also, Vickie is the one instigating their (interrupted) evening together, rather than the other way around, which is also nice.  As I mentioned earlier, I'd have liked to see the two come back in the followup armed to take on Jason, which could have been awesome.

Oh, what could have been.

Friday the 13th, Part 2 isn't a bad sequel, but it could have been much more.  Aside from my issues with the scripts treatment of Jenny during the final act, the film had so many characters that could have made the next film more interesting had they survived.  But the filmmakers abandoned such ideas to just to throw more victims to the killer.  It's too bad, as I feel the sequel could have used some carry-over characters to liven things up.

That said, the next film is one of my favorites, as it's the only one of two I saw in a theater.  More to follow.

What do you mean this might not be the best outfit to wear around Camp Crystal Lake?

Friday, June 9, 2023

Well, I'm happy the rain is back for now

To everyone's surprise, rain returned to the Pacific Northwest.  At least in Portland, no one forecasted drizzle and showers for the weekend, so it was a bit surprising to wake up and realize I had a wet ride to work ahead of me. 

Well, what can you do.  It's not like this hasn't happened before, and I'll dry off (eventually).  Besides, I'm enjoying the cooler temperatures.

And it's not like I'm gonna melt.  I think...

But neither wet weather or the day job is going to stop me from getting this edition of the Weekly Update out on time.  And this one is pretty good, with not just lots of great movies, but a few live events as well.  The Portland Horror Film Festival is continuing through Sunday, The Traveling Vampire Show visits Old Nick's Pub in Eugene, OR, tonight, Guillermo del Toro: Crafting Pinocchio opens on Saturday at the Portland Art Museum, Burlynomicon is holding a June Fusion Takeover at The Coffin Club in Portland, OR, this Tuesday, and the Paranormal Cirque II sets its tent up in Longview, WA, starting on Thursday.  All the details, and more, is down below.

And you'll also find details on the Portland Market of the Beast and the Dark Market, both in Portland, OR, this Sunday, and the Shenaniganza Night Market in Portland, OR, next Friday.

If you want to find even more great events coming later in the year, head over to the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar.  You'll find details on cons, film festivals and much more happening throughout 2023 and beyond!  Just remember, I add new events every week, so keep checking back.

Well, time to get back to the day job.  Stay safe and I'll be back next week with more great events taking place under The Shadow Over Portland!

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Happening This Week 


Live Attractions 

The Portland Horror Film Festival will be at both the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) and the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) through Sunday, June 11.  Check out the link for details.

Stranger Things: The Experience comes to a capacious warehouse at 1750 Occidental Ave S in Seattle, WA, through Sunday, August 6.  Children under 5 years of age will not be admitted due to content, and anyone under 14 years old must be accompanied by an adult.  You have to expect some real scares when you enter the Upside Down.

Hidden Worlds: The Films of LAIKA is open at the Museum of Pop Culture (located in the Seattle Center; 325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA).  The exhibit features never-before-seen artifacts from the Laika production studios, immersive set displays, character interactive and a sneak peek at the studio's next feature, Wildwood.  The exhibit will be open through Summer 2024.
 
The Museum of Pop Culture (325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA) has Jim Henson puppets and set pieces from the 2019 Netflix series The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on display now.  You can read about the display, and the work the museum put into displaying the artifacts, at the link.

Back in Theaters
 

CineMagic (2021 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and The World's End) as well as the films that inspired it (Night of the Living Dead, Point Blank, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers) through Thursday, June 15.  Visit the link for showtimes.

Don Coscarelli's horror classic Phantasm is playing at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, June 15).

Well, he said he'd be back. The Terminator is screening at the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) through Thursday, June 14).

If you're looking to check out some exploitation fare, check out Switchblade Sisters at the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) through Thursday, June 14).

1984's Ghostbusters is playing at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, June 15).

Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) will show the fantasy classic The Princess Bride through Wednesday, June 14. 

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is playing at McMenamins Kennedy School (5736 NE 33rd Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, June 14).

The film is playing at the La Grande Drive-in (404 20th St in La Grande, OR) after Transformers: Rise of the Beasts through Saturday, June 10.

The Olympia Film Society's Reel Oddities series will show the Wachowskis' Speed Racer at 7 pm every Wednesday in June at the Capitol Theater (206 5th Ave SE in Olympia, WA).

First Run Features  


The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) will screen The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster, about a brilliant teenager trying to cure death after the murder of her brother, through Wednesday, June 14.

The film is also playing at the Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) through Thursday, June 15.

The dark horror/fantasy Moon Garden is playing at the Living Room Theatres (341 SW 10th Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, June 15).

The Boogeyman has arrived at the Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, June 14), the Sandy Cinemas (166o5 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, June 14), Studio One (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR), the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, June 14), and the Metro Cinemas (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, June 15).

Ari Aster's black comedy/surrealistic horror film Beau is Afraid is playing at the Capitol Theater (206 5th Ave SE in Olympia, WA; scheduled through Saturday, June 10).

Film Festival Submission Information 
 
Time to start assembling your filmmaking friends for The 15th Annual Guignolfest: 3-Day Horror Film Contest.  For more details, visit the event's Facebook page or website.

The Northwest Flying Saucer Film Festival is accepting UFO/Alien themed short films, documentaries, animation or music videos for the festival, which takes place on September 22 at McFiler's Chehalis Theater (558 N Market Blvd in Chehalis, WA). Submissions are accepted on FilmFreeway through July 15.

June, 2023

Friday, June 9

The Traveling Vampire Show descents on Old Nick's Pub (211 Washington St in Eugene, OR) for a night of dark, decadent delights.  Doors open at 8 pm, show starts at 9 pm.

Weird Elephant at The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show the dark horror/fantasy Moon Garden tonight and tomorrow night at 10 pm.

Mixing ninja mayhem with The Exorcist, Cannon film's insanely fun Ninja III: The Domination is at The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) tonight at 10:15 pm, and tomorrow night at 9:30 pm.

Get ready to stay out of the water, as the Egyptian Theatre (229 S Broadway in Coos Bay, OR) screens 
Jaws tonight and tomorrow at 7 pm. 

In tribute to the late, great Tina Turner, the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome tonight at 9 pm.

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show the Dario Argento classic Suspiria tonight at 11:30 pm.

Saturday, June 10

The Portland Art Museum (1219 SW Park Ave in Portland, OR) will host Guillermo del Toro: Crafting Pinocchio through September 17.  If you've seen the film (and even if you haven't yet, but what are you waiting for?), you don't want to miss this exhibit into the making of a stop-motion classic.

The 80s sci fi musical Voyage of the Rock Aliens screens at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) tonight at 9:30 pm.

The Pickford Film Center (1318 Bay St in Bellingham, WA) will show the animated sci fi film The Mitchells vs. the Machines, about a dysfunctional family's vacation interrupted by the robot apocalypse, today at 1:30 pm and tomorrow at 10 am.

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show Ari Aster's Beau is Afraid today at 4:30 pm and Thursday, June 15, at 7 pm.

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will screen the director's cut of Ridley Scott's Alien at 8:15 pm, followed by James Cameron's sequel Aliens at 10:40 pm.  You can by tickets to your favorite, or sit back and watch both for one sweet price.

In conjunction with the Portland Art Museum, (and in advance of the Discovering del Toro Film Series), PAM CUT will hold multiple screenings of Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio at the Whitsell Auditorium at the Portland Art Museum (1219 SW Park Ave in Portland, OR) through Sunday, June 25.  Visit the link for showtimes and more details.

Sunday, June 11

The Market of the Beast, a traveling dark art market for the weird, wild, odd and occult, returns to Portland, OR, at 1 pm.  The event takes place at the Redd East Event Space (831 SE Salmon St in Portland, OR) until 7 pm today.

The Dark Market creeps into The Coffin Club (421 SE Grand in Portland, OR) today from 2 to 8 pm.  You'll find two floors of local artist vending their wares, which you can peruse after having a drink at the bar.  The Coffin Cart on the back patio will be serving food.  Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and older event.

In tribute to the late, great Tina Turner, The Roxy Bremerton (270 4th St in Bremerton, WA) will show Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome tonight at 6 pm.

The film is also screening at the Kenworthy Performing Arts Centre (508 S Main St in Moscow, ID) tonight at 8 pm.

Fathom Events brings Studio Ghibli's Kiki's Delivery Service to theaters nationwide today, tomorrow, and on Wednesday, June 14.  Visit the link to find a theater near you.

Monday, June 12

The Kenworthy Performing Arts Centre (508 S Main St in Moscow, ID) and Giant Palouse Earthworm brings the classic German vampire film Nosferatu, with a live drone-doom score by Doomgazer, to the big screen tonight at 7 pm.

Tuesday, June 13

Burlynomicon presents a June Fusion Takeover featuring Ariellah, one of the innovators of dark fusion dance, all the way from California!  the event takes place at The Coffin Club (421 SE Grand Ave in Portland, OR) at 8 pm.  Doors open at 7 pm, but get your tickets early, as this event is expected to sell out.

The Moscow Film Society brings Jim Henson's dark fantasy Labyrinth to the Kenworthy Performing Arts Centre (508 S Main St in Moscow, ID) tonight at 7 pm.

Wednesday, June 14

The Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) will show Twilight tonight at 6 pm.  

The Trek Nights series at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Star Trek: Insurrection tonight at 7:30 pm.

Thursday, June 15

Paranormal Cirque II stops at the Cowlitz County Fairgrounds (1900 7th Ave in Longview, WA) through Monday.

Baron Van Terror brings The Lost Boys to the Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) tonight at 8 pm.

In tribute to the late, great Tina Turner, the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will screen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome tonight at 7:30 pm.

Friday, June 16

The Shenaniganza Night Market takes place from 7:30 pm tonight to 1 am at Urbanite (1005 SE Grand Ave in Portland, OR).  Expect to find music, art and shenanigans, as well as vendors and MORE. 

Friday Night Frights brings the 1981 slasher Graduation Day, starring Christopher George and Linnea Quigley, to the Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA) tonight at 10 pm.

The Sense of Wonder series at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents the cult classic superhero comedy Mystery Men tonight at 7:30 pm. 

VHS Uber Alles brings to The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) a film about a nutria (basically a swamp rat) injected by scientists with human hormones, resulting in a NutriaMan hunting other humans in the Louisiana bayou.  When will these scientist learn?  It plays tonight at 9:30 pm in GLORIOUS VHS.

Saturday, June 17

The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) will show the sci fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey through Thursday, June 22.

The Isn't She Great series at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will screen John Waters' Desperate Living in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight at 7:30 pm.