Twas Three Days Before Christmas; A Horror-days post

Twas three days before Christmas
And, not meaning to boast,
The Weekly Update was done
And ready to post.

I'd list it all
For Northwest Horror fans to see
Plenty of stuff was listed
To make them smile with glee

When, suddenly, on the Internet
There arose such a clatter
I want to my computer
Thinking, "What the hell is the matter?"

I opened a window
And what did I see
But a lot more events
Just waiting for me.

I saw the Rio Theatre
Up in Vancouver BC,
Listing a bunch of great movies
I'm sure you'll want to see.

The Academy Theater in Portland
Starts the New Year right,
With aliens, big bugs
And a giant woman to stir up a fright

Friday Night Frights in Tacoma
Released a list, oh so scary,
Of movies at the Blue Mouse Theatre
To make Horror fans merry.

The Hollywood Theatre in Portland
Has Riki-Oh on New Years Day,
And terrifying treats
Coming in February

Okay, that doesn't rhyme
Just cut me some slack,
I'm only a writer
A poet's skill I do lack.

It's all on the Horror Calendar
Here's the link you seek,
But I've included a few in early January below
Just to give you a peek.

Remember to email me
If you know of an event,
shadowoverportland@live.com
It's time very well spent.

And should you attend
Any event that you see,
Let the organizers know
You read about it from me.

So enjoy the Weekly Update
That I've posted tonight.
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a GOOD FRIGHT!

Ongoing

This is Sugar Plum Gary, the only survivor when his orphanage was visited by Santa.  Now a Santanist (no, that is not a typo), he's telling the truth about the jolly old elf, and it's NOT the saccharine tale you see in a Rankin/Bass animated special.  Sugar Plum Gary is Emmett Montgomery's one man comedy show, part of the the Cracked Christmas shows, playing at 18th and Union (1406 18th Ave in Seattle, WA) on Fridays and Saturdays at 9:30 pm through December 24.  Montgomery is a veteran of Seattle's alternative comedy scene, has appeared on Last Comic Standing and is the creator of the Pacific Northwest Horror Enthusiast and Friendship Society group on Facebook, so expect some funny, creepy tales in this show.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the 18th and Union website.

Open Auditions

Mark your calendars, as auditions for the The Night Attacks take place today and tomorrow (January 21).  Details are scant at this time, but the auditions will be for principal actors and extras (some roles are paid) for a feature-length horror film.  Dylan Hillerman and Julia Arrgh, the people responsible for GuignolFest, have already started filming in Transylvania!  Most of the film will be set in Portland, so if you want to be part of a local independent horror film, keep checking back here, or visit the Facebook Event Page, for more details as they become available.

December, 2016

Wednesday, December 21

The holiday season gets the Weird Wednesday treatment as The Joy Cinema and Pub (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR) presents Don't Open Till Christmas tonight at 9:15 pm.  No, this is not another killer Santa film.  Instead, this focuses on a maniac roaming the streets of London killing people dressed as the jolly old elf!  See, the movie IS different from your normal holiday slasher flick!!  As always, admission is free, but you must be 21 or older to attend.  Be sure to visit the concession stand to support the noble efforts of The Joy Cinema to keep Wednesdays WEIRD!  And please, do not bring outside food or drinks into the theater, as the Santa slayer might make an exception for such naughty film fans.  For more details, visit The Joy Cinema website. 

Thursday, December 22

The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Queer Horror for the Holidays tonight at 7:30 pm.  The bimonthly program Queer Horror is stuffing your cinematic stocking with short horror films (holiday themed or secular) from established filmmakers and amateurs.  Yes, you can submit your short film to TheCarlaRossi@gmail.com (submission deadline is December 12) and you might see it up on the big screen!  For more details and a link for advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Friday, December 23

I think it's safe to say that many Northwest Horror Fans love How the Grinch Stole Christmas.  Tonight at the Crush Bar (1400 SE Morrison St in Portland, OR), de Lioncourt Productions present a slightly, um, burlesque take on the classic holiday tale, entitled How the Grinch Stole My Pasties.  Doors open at 8:30 pm, with the performance starting at 9 pm.  Tickets are $16 in advance, $20 at the door.  As you might guess, this is a 21 and older venue.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Up in Seattle, things get a bit more metal as SpikyDyke Productions present Brutalesque Holiday Onslaught: A Seasonal Travesty of Epic Proportions.  Shows are at 7 and 10 pm (doors open 30 minutes prior) at The Rendezvous Seattle (2322 2nd Ave in Seattle, WA). Tickets are $18 in advance, $20 at the door.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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If you're looking for something more family-friendly, but still a bit spooky, the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) is screening Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory through December 29.  Showtimes vary through December 29, so visit the Academy Theater website for details.

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The Olympia Film Society Fright Club presents a screening of Joe Dante's holiday classic Gremlins tonight at 9 pm at the Capitol Theater (206 5th Ave SE in Olympia, WA).  You know the three rules and you know the mayhem that will ensue once they are broken!  Tickets are $9, and you'll find more details at The Olympia Film Society website.

Saturday, December 24

The Olympia Film Society Kids Club and Captain Little Toy Shop present a screening of Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory today at 11:30 am at the Capitol Theater (206 5 Ave SE in Olympia, WA).  Give your young ones something to shiver over aside from the cold winter weather, as Wonka terrorizes a group of kids during a tour of his chocolate factory, which seems located on one of the outer rings of Hell!  Seriously, it's a great family film with a wicked sense of humor, a few moral lessons and a perfect performance from the late Gene Wilder.  Tickets are $8, with kids 12 and under admitted free.  For more details, visit the Olympia Film Society website.

Sunday, December 25
Merry Christmas

Hope you're having a happy Horror-day!  And, if you haven't seen it before, check out Treevenge!!

Definitely NSFW (should your job require you work today) or for some family members!!!

Monday, December 26

Yippie Ki Yay!  The Mission Theater (1624 NW Glisan in Portland, OR) is keeping the holiday spirit alive with a screenings of The Greatest Christmas movie EVER MADE, the original Die Hard through Thursday, December 29.  Showtimes vary, so visit the Mission Theater website for details.

Thursday, December 29

The latest film from Norwegian director Andre Ovredal (Trollhunter), The Autopsy of Jane Doe, plays tonight at the Rio Theatre (1660 E Broadway in Vancouver, BC) tonight at 9:30 pm.  The film, Ovredal's first English release, centers on a father and son coroner team (played by Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch) as they experience supernatural phenomena while examining the body of a "Jane Doe," who died with no apparent cause.  Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door.  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

Friday, December 30

You'd be "Stupid!  Stupid!" to miss a chance to see the Ed Wood "classic," Plan 9 from Outer Space, on the big screen at The Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) through January 5.  Sure, it's considered by some to be the worst movie ever made, but that's not true (trust me!).  It might be silly, full of bad dialog, bad acting and bad Fake Shemp Lugosi moments, but the movie has a certain charm and much more energy than something like The Creeping Terror.  Showtimes have yet to be announced, so check back, or visit The Academy Theater website, later in the month for more details. 

January 2017

Sunday, January 1

Okay, you might think it strange that I'm listing the Hong Kong-A-Thon at The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) on the site.  Sure, you'll catch the Bruce Lee classic, Enter the Dragon, at 2 pm, and John Woo's The Killer at 6:15 pm, all on the big screen.  But sandwiched in the middle, at 4:15 pm, is the ultra violent kung fu classic Riki Oh: The Story of Ricky in GLORIOUS 35mm!  Ricky walks into a corrupt prison after killing the scumbag responsible for his girlfriend's death and instantly runs afoul of the warden and his evil henchmen.  Mayhem ensues in the form of exploding heads, intestines used as weapons and an insane climax featuring an industrial meat grinder!  This is the wildest, goriest martial arts movie ever committed to film, and you don't want to miss it on the big screen!!  Admission is just $12 for all three films, and I suggest you buy your tickets early.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Tuesday, January 3

The latest film from Norwegian director Andre Ovredal (Trollhunter), The Autopsy of Jane Doe, plays tonight at the Rio Theatre (1660 E Broadway in Vancouver, BC) tonight at 9:15 pm.  The film, Ovredal's first English release, centers on a father and son coroner team (played by Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch) as they experience supernatural phenomena while examining the body of a "Jane Doe," who died with no apparent cause.  Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door.  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

Wednesday, January 4

The Rio Theatre (1660 E Broadway in Vancouver, BC) is screening the 1973 sci fi classic, Westworld, tonight at 6:30 pm.  This film, starring Yul Brynner, Richard Benjamin and James Brolin, was the inspiration for the current HBO series, and well worth seeing on the big screen.  Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door.  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

Friday, January 6

The splat-stick Nazi zombie classic, Dead Snow, screens tonight at the Rio Theatre (1660 E Broadway in Vancouver, BC) tonight at 11:30 pm.  A group of medical students in a remote, mountainous area of Norway, make the BIG mistake of picking up some gold that was taken by Nazis, and now their reanimated corpses want it back.  Of course, mayhem ensues.  The film is presented with English subtitles, but the gore translates to all languages!  Tickets are $8 in advance, $10 at the door.  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website. 

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Start the new year right with a screening of one of the greatest 50s monster movies ever made!  The Thing from Another World will be at The Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) through January 12 in GLORIOUS 35mm!!  This is a smart monster movie, full of iconic moments, snappy dialog, one hell of a leading lady AND the first full body stunt burn ever filmed!  DO NOT MISS THIS!!  Showtimes have yet to be announced, so check back here, or at The Academy Theater website, later in the month for more details.

Sunday, January 8

The Ultraman Double Feature comes to The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) tonight at 7 pm.  First up is Ultraman X The Movie, the 2016 special 50th year anniversary film of the iconic superhero, followed by Ultraman Ginga S: The Movie.  Lots of kaiju action in just one evening, and all for just $9!!  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales (strongly recommended), visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Friday, January 13

The Rio Theatre (1660 E Broadway in Vancouver, BC) invites you to spend Friday the 13th in the company of two classic horror icons.  The epic slasher match up, Freddy vs. Jason, plays tonight at 11:30 pm.  Tickets are $8 in advance, $10 at the door.  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Rio Theatre website.

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The Blob will be oozing into The Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) through January 19!  It might feature Steve McQueen in his first leading role, but this film's true star is the gelatinous space mass causing chaos in a small town!! Showtimes have yet to be announced, so check back here, or at The Academy Theater website, later in the month for more details.

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Check back next week for more great events happening under The Shadow Over Portland!

Looks like the Horror-days are in full swing in the Pacific Northwest!

Well, the nip in the air, the snow and freezing rain on the ground, and the crowded mall all mean the holiday season is in full swing.  But if you're looking for something do to during the Horror-days, you've come to the right site.  I'm keeping myself busy like an elf in the North Pole, making a list of all the creepy events happening in the Northwest, checking it twice and posting it so you can have a very SCARY season.

Hey, I never said I was a nice looking elf.

But the chills and thrills don't stop at the end of 2016.  Be sure to check out the Horror Calendar, as The Hollywood Theatre has announced an Ultraman Double Feature in January, and a couple of gory goodies coming in February. 

Remember, it's not too late to have your event (or one you know of) added to the site.  Just email me at shadowoverportland@live.com with all the details and I'll be happy to add it to the Calendar, and feature it in future Weekly Updates.  And please include artwork for your event, if you have it.

And please, if you attend any of the events listed here, let the organizers know you read about it at The Shadow Over Portland!  Now, on with this edition of the Weekly Update!!

Ongoing

The House of Shadows (1776 NW Fairview Dr in Gresham, OR) presents The Nightmare After Halloween Christmas Haunted House starting tonight.  The attraction is open Fridays and Saturdays through December 17 from 7 to 10 pm.  This interactive production is suitable for those 6 or older.  Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door, and are available at this link.  For additional details, visit The House of Shadows Facebook Page.

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This is Sugar Plum Gary, the only survivor when his orphanage was visited by Santa.  Now a Santanist (no, that is not a typo), he's telling the truth about the jolly old elf, and it's NOT the saccharine tale you see in a Rankin/Bass animated special.  Sugar Plum Gary is Emmett Montgomery's one man comedy show, part of the the Cracked Christmas shows, playing at 18th and Union (1406 18th Ave in Seattle, WA) on Fridays and Saturdays at 9:30 pm through December 24.  Montgomery is a veteran of Seattle's alternative comedy scene, has appeared on Last Comic Standing and is the creator of the Pacific Northwest Horror Enthusiast and Friendship Society group on Facebook, so expect some funny, creepy tales in this show.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the 18th and Union website.

Open Auditions

Mark your calendars, as auditions for the The Night Attacks take place today and tomorrow (January 21).  Details are scant at this time, but the auditions will be for principal actors and extras (some roles are paid) for a feature-length horror film.  Dylan Hillerman and Julia Arrgh, the people responsible for GuignolFest, have already started filming in Transylvania!  Most of the film will be set in Portland, so if you want to be part of a local independent horror film, keep checking back here, or visit the Facebook Event Page, for more details as they become available.

December, 2016

Wednesday, December 13

Weird Wednesday at The Joy Cinema and Pub (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR) presents one of the WORST monster movie ever made, The Creeping Terror, tonight at 9:15 pm.  Now, while I think the design of the monster is pretty cool and rather unique for the time, the execution is miserable.  It looks like it was made from a shag carpet and moves SO SLOW that it's a wonder that people were actually eaten by it.  But that wasn't the only problem with the production.  The reason for the shabby-looking creature is the result of the original being stolen by the unpaid artist.  Also, the soundtrack was deemed unusable, so most of the movie was narrated, like Beast of Yucca Flats.  And when the monster menaces the patrons of a local dance, the actors are forced to try and act terrified by a beast they all could easily escape.  Yep, this one is WEIRD!  As always, admission is free, though you must be 21 or older to attend.  And be sure to stop by the concession stand to help support The Joy's efforts to keep Wednesdays WEIRD!!  Please, do not bring outside food or drinks into the theater, or the Creeping Terror might come after you!  For more details, visit The Joy Cinema website.

Friday, December 16

VHS Uber Alles presents a screening of The Brain in GLORIOUS VHS tonight at 9 pm.  Yep, a giant, fanged space brain threatens the world!  You know it's going to be a lot of fun, especially with a crowd!!  The screening takes place at the Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) and admission is only $2!  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.  

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Wow!  One weekend, one location, one ticket, FIVE FRIGHT-FILLED ATTRACTIONS!  The Fear PDXmas (5413 NE Columbia Blvd in Portland, OR) is open tonight and tomorrow (Saturday, December 17) to fill your evening with holiday fear!  The attractions include Elf Block 9, The Clowncracker, A Zombie Christmas Story, Rudolph's Revenge and House of Krampus.  Tickets for all five attractions are just $25 ($40 if you want to skip the lines).  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Fear PDX website or the Facebook Event Page.

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Yippie Ki Yay!  The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) is screening Die Hard tonight at 9:30 pm and Monday, December 19 at 7 pm.  It's nice to see it playing before the 25th, as this is The Greatest Christmas Movie EVER MADE!  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

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Friday Night Frights helps Northwest Horror Fans celebrate the holiday season with a screening of Joe Dante's Christmas classic, Gremlins, tonight at the Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA).  Of course, you might walk out with a prize from FNF's sponsors, as well as posters, buttons and more.  Admission is $6 (at the door only) and doors open at 9:30 pm.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Saturday, December 17

PDX Browncoats host Geek the Halls 2016 today and tomorrow (Sunday, December 18) from 10 am to 5 pm at the DoubleTree Hotel Portland (1000 NE Multnomah St in Portland, OR).  In it's seventh year, this annual craft faire is the perfect place to find the special gift for your geeky family and friends (or yourself!).  Admission is free to the public.  You can find more details, and a link for an exhibitor application, at the Facebook Event Page.

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Strange, cold blooded children hidden in a cave and a pack of bikers lead by Oliver Reed (YES!) makes catching the latest Rocket Sci-Fi Matinee film a MUST!  These are the Damned plays at noon today at Pickford Film Center (1318 Bay St in Bellingham, WA).  Presented by Rocket Donuts, this Hammer production sounds like a must see on the big screen.  For more details, visit the Pickford Film Center website.

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Tacoma, don't miss your last chance this year to have your picture taken with Krampus at Revisioned - an urban boutique (741 St Helens Ave in Tacoma, WA).  The Christmas Demon will be on site from noon to 6 pm for photos and scary fun.  The cost is $5 a person, and the photos are available for download in 48 hours.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Tuesday, December 20

Another holiday tradition here in Portland returns to The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR).  Yes, The Grindhouse Film Festival is once again screening Silent Night, Deadly Night in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight at 7:30 pm!  I know I don't need to say anymore about this one, except that you should buy your tickets early, as this film always sells out!!  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Thursday, December 22

The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Queer Horror for the Holidays tonight at 7:30 pm.  The bimonthly program Queer Horror is stuffing your cinematic stocking with short horror films (holiday themed or secular) from established filmmakers and amateurs.  Yes, you can submit your short film to TheCarlaRossi@gmail.com (submission deadline is December 12) and you might see it up on the big screen!  For more details and a link for advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Friday, December 23

I think it's safe to say that many Northwest Horror Fans love How the Grinch Stole Christmas.  Tonight at the Crush Bar (1400 SE Morrison St in Portland, OR), de Lioncourt Productions present a slightly, um, burlesque take on the classic holiday tale, entitled How the Grinch Stole My Pasties.  Doors open at 8:30 pm, with the performance starting at 9 pm.  Tickets are $16 in advance, $20 at the door.  As you might guess, this is a 21 and older venue.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Up in Seattle, things get a bit more metal as SpikyDyke Productions present Brutalesque Holiday Onslaught: A Seasonal Travesty of Epic Proportions.  Shows are at 7 and 10 pm (doors open 30 minutes prior) at The Rendezvous Seattle (2322 2nd Ave in Seattle, WA). Tickets are $18 in advance, $20 at the door.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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If you're looking for something more family-friendly, but still a bit spooky, the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) is screening Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory through December 29.  Showtimes have not been listed, so check back, or visit the Academy Theater website, later in the month.  
Monday, December 26

Yippie Ki Yay!  The Mission Theater (1624 NW Glisan in Portland, OR) is keeping the holiday spirit alive with a screenings of The Greatest Christmas movie EVER MADE, the original Die Hard through Thursday, December 29.  Showtimes vary, so visit the Mission Theater website for details.

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

Well, it's the holiday season, and nothing says Merry Christmas better than a film featuring Santa fighting Krampus!  Well, at least for me, and I'm sure a few of you out there might agree.  And while I can't say A Christmas Horror Story is the best Horror Holiday Movie ever made, it is a lot of fun and a great break from all the saccharine-sweet merriment and joyous tidings spread by most other Christmas movie offerings.

The film takes place in Bailey Downs, a small, snowy town rocked by a double murder on Christmas Eve one year ago.  Dangerous Dan (William Shatner) is a local DJ working to make the season merry for himself and his listeners, with the aid of some spiked eggnog.  Also at the station is the weatherman, who has a distinctly more sour outlook concerning the most wonderful time of the year.  That's too bad, as he's off to play Santa at the local food drive at the mall.  

Of course I'm merry!

I sit here, read a few lines and collect a paycheck!!

 

As Dan spins the Christmas tunes, four different stories take place.  In one, a group of young filmmakers break into their school to film a documentary about the Christmas Eve murders.  Given the keys by a friend (who gets into a car for a family trip; more on that later), the three head into the basement, guided by a police video of the officers investigating the crime scene.  The murders weren't the only creepy event to take place at the school. The building was first a convent, where a young girl died during a botched attempt to deliver the child by the nuns.  Of course, the trio end up being locked in the basement and the ghost of the young girl starts making her presence known.

The second story involves the police officer seen in the crime video, as he takes his wife and young boy into the woods to find a Christmas tree.  It seems he's been on leave since investigating the murders, and isn't above trespassing on private property to find the perfect tree.  But the uneventful search ends as the couple's son goes missing for a few moments, only to emerge from the trunk of a hollow tree.  The three head home to trim their tree, but the boy starts acting strange right away.  As the evening wears on, the father's behavior indicated that maybe he's not on leave because of the murders alone.  Also, a phone call from the owner of the property revels the couple didn't take their son out of the woods.

The next story involves the girl who delivered the keys to the filmmaker, as her dysfunctional family head out to spread some holiday cheer to their rich aunt.  The family aren't on their best behavior, even after auntie warns them about Krampus, the Christmas demon.  Once the family heads home, a shadowy figure causes their car to run off the road.  Alone in the woods, they soon discover Krampus isn't a legend and is looking to punish them for their wicked behavior.

Let this be a lesson, kids.

Always listen to your stern looking relatives. 

The final story takes place in the North Pole (a location shown in the opening of the film), as Santa and his elves are busy preparing for the big night.  But one of the elves becomes sick and dies, which Santa points out is impossible as elves can't die.  Well, he does come back and soon, Santa is up to his knees in murderous zombie elves.  And, of course, mayhem ensues as Santa fights his way to a confrontation with the cause of it all, good old Krampus.

So, you might be wondering how the final story ties into Bailey Downs.  Well, it does, but you'll have to find out for yourself, as I'm not telling!

The film was directed by Grant Harvey, Steven Hoban and Brett Sullivan, with writing credits shared by Jason Filiatrault, James Kee, Sarah Larson, Doug Taylor and Pascal Trottier.  With so many different filmmakers involved, the results might have ended up as messy as the floor surrounding a Christmas tree after the presents are opened.  But the film is quite fun, aided a solid cast, some good effects and gore scenes, and a few nice twists in the script.  And the Krampus suit is beautiful, well worth seeing in two of the tales.

You know, a lump of coal is starting 

to look pretty good right now...

But the film has a couple of problems.  To start, the first two stories don't really fit into the movie.  Though well written, both would have worked just as well during any other time of the year, and the holiday setting feels added only to work them into the film.  That's not a bad thing upon a first viewing, but re-watching this as a holiday tradition might make you want to fast forward to the juicy holiday stuff featuring Santa and Krampus.

But that will not be easy, as the film is sabotaged by not letting each tale progress for long before cutting to another story.  Like 2006's Trick 'r Treat, the film starts with characters from one tale interact briefly in another.  But instead of letting each story progress to its conclusion, the film jumps from one to another every five to ten minutes.  

Unfortunately, this lessens any sense of suspense, as a revelation or shocking moment is undercut once the focus moves to another story, a pattern repeated until the end of the film.  It would have been better had each story play out to its conclusion.  The next story could start with the character interaction from the previous tale, but allow it to lead into the next segment.  Instead, the film forces the audience to bounce from one story to another, diminishing any sustained sense of tension and fear.

What do you mean, you're cutting away from us?

We're just getting to the good stuff!!

The film's setting of Bailey Downs might seem to be a reference to It's a Wonderful Life.which could have worked had the script focused on the terror lurking under a peaceful winter setting.  But instead, it's a nice little nod to a town where strange events occur, as it was the setting for the film Ginger Snaps (which Hoban produced),as well as a location in Orphan Black (created by Fawcett).  I wish the film and TV series had been referenced in some way in this film, but I guess Santa can't fit everything we want under the Christmas tree.  

The DVD release did spark up a bit of a controversy in the Horror Community, as several Walmart stores sold the film with a slipcover that changed the title to A Holiday Horror Story.  This has happened with other horror films (such as Deathgasm and Big Ass Spider!) being displayed in slipcases changing the title and/or cover art (the movies were unaltered) to something more "family friendly" for display at Walmart locations.  But, if the retailer was attempting not to upset holiday shoppers, it seems a bit strange that the cover art for this film was unaltered.  Perhaps it was assumed such easily offended patrons might not recognize Santa without his "traditional" mall outfit.  I looked online for a statement from Walmart concerning the change, but was unable to find one.

All right, all right!

I'll share the milk and cookies!!

A Christmas Horror Story is a nice little diversion for horror fans settling in for a cold winter night.  It it might not knock any of the classic horror-day films off your list, but you'll have to be a true Grinch not to smile as Santa battles a workshop full of zombie elves, or when Krampus paints a winter wonderland red with blood.

Time to make your list and check it twice before heading out into the cold for these spooky Horror-day events!

Here in the Pacific Northwest, Horror Fans have a lot to be thankful for.  The jolly old elf in the red suit has stuffed our stockings with some great events for the Horror-days!

 Yes, Virginia, Santa is real.

And he's brought you the hatchet you "axed" for! 

In this edition of the Weekly Update, you'll find holiday gremlins and slashers, a holiday horror festival, photo-ops with Krampus, holiday haunted attractions, geek gift faires and MUCH MORE!  That chill you feel isn't from the cold, but from all the delightful, frightful events happening under The Shadow Over Portland!

But the holiday season isn't over yet, which means I'm still posting creepy events as fast as I can find them.  And it's never to late to start planning out 2017, as the Horror Calendar is starting to fill with lots of horror, sci fi and fantasy events to make the next year scary and bright!  Just email me at shadowoverportland@live.com and I'll be happy to add your event (or one you know of) to the site.

And remember, should you attend any of the events listed here, let the organizers know you read about it at The Shadow Over Portland!

Ongoing

The House of Shadows (1776 NW Fairview Dr in Gresham, OR) presents The Nightmare After Halloween Christmas Haunted House starting tonight.  The attraction is open Fridays and Saturdays through December 17 from 7 to 10 pm.  This interactive production is suitable for those 6 or older.  Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door, and are available at this link.  For additional details, keep checking back or visit The House of Shadows Facebook Page later in November.

Open Film Submission

The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) bimonthly program Queer Horror is looking for short horror films for the Queer Horror for the Holidays program on Thursday, December 22.  Submit your short film to TheCarlaRossi@gmail.com by December 12 and you might see it up on the big screen!  For more details, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

December, 2016

Wednesday, December 7

Weird Wednesday at The Joy Cinema and Pub (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR) presents a Monster Lottery tonight at 9:15 pm.  Now, before you go searching IMDB, this is not the title of the film being shown tonight.  Instead, an audience member will draw the title to be shown from a fishbowl.  It could be ANYTHING, though I suspect the film will have a monster in it!  As always, admission is free, but you must be 21 or older to attend.  And please, DO NOT bring outside food or drink into the theater.  Just stop by the concession stand and support the Joy Cinema's efforts to keep Wednesdays WEIRD!!  For more details, visit The Joy Cinema website.

Friday, December 9

The Portland Epic Winter Formal, hosted by the Portland Geek Council, takes place tonight from 7 pm to 2 am, at the Star Theater (13 NE 6th Ave in Portland, OR).  Dress in your favorite formal attire, costume or holiday sweater and enjoy the entertainment, music and dancing at Portland's best holiday gathering for geeks.  And be sure to bring a gift for the gift exchange table.  Ticket links are not available yet, but will be soon at the Facebook Event Page.

Saturday, December 10

Find the perfect gift for the geek in you life at the Geekcraft Expo Seattle 2016.  The expo is at the Seattle Center Pavilion (305 Harrison St in Seattle, WA) today from 11 am to 6 pm, and tomorrow, December 11 from 11 am to 5 pm.  And admission is free to the public, allowing you a bit more cash to spend on gifts for your loved ones (or yourself; I'm not judging!)  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Seventh Annual Portland Krampus Lauf starts today at 4 pm.  The event starts at Sewallcrest Park (1900 SE 31st Ave in Portland, OR) before heading down Hawthorne Blvd.  More details will be available soon at the Facebook Event Page. 

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Up until the 50s, Walt Disney Studios had no problem scaring the LIVING HELL out of kids.  Unlike today's animated films, Disney would fuel nightmares, even if everything turned out okay by the final frame.  As an example, Sleeping Beauty might have nice fairies and a happy ending, but Maleficent is a wonderful, EVIL being, and her final battle with the prince is damn scary.  The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) is showing this classic in GLORIOUS 70mm today and tomorrow (Sunday, December 11) at 1:30 and 4 pm.  If you can, don't miss the chance to see this on the big screen in 70mm!  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.  

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The Master would approve of the Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA) this weekend, as the theater screens the restored version of Manos: The Hands of Fate tonight at 10 pm.  Oh, and it's a double feature!  You can also catch Rocky Horror Picture Show for just $8!!  And Jackey Neyman Jones (Little Debbie in Manos) will be at the theater.  For additional details, visit the Manos Returns Facebook Page, the Blue Mouse Facebook Page, or the Blue Mouse website.  

Sunday, December 11

Shriek: A Women of Horror Film Class presents their Christmas session with a screening of Bob Clark's holiday slasher classic, Black Christmas.  The screening takes place at Naked City Brewery and Taphouse (8564 Greenwood Ave N in Seattle, WA) starting at 7 pm (doors open at 6:30 pm).  You're invited to wear your worst holiday sweater, or any other festive dress, and prepare to spread tidings of good cheer with a happy hour before the film.  General admission tickets are just $10, but remember, you must be 21 or older to attend.  Also, DO NOT bring outside food or drink with you.  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Michael Gary Photography will host Photos with Krampus today from 4 to 8 pm at World Class Athletics (6332 SE 82nd Ave, Ste B, in Portland, OR).  Prints of you and the Christmas Demon are just $10, with additional prints costing $5 each.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.
  
Friday, December 16

VHS Uber Alles presents a screening of The Brain in GLORIOUS VHS tonight at 9 pm.  Yep, a giant, fanged space brain threatens the world!  You know it's going to be a lot of fun, especially with a crowd!!  The screening takes place at the Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) and admission is only $2!  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.  

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Wow!  One weekend, one location, one ticket, FIVE FRIGHT-FILLED ATTRACTIONS!  The Fear PDXmas (5413 NE Columbia Blvd in Portland, OR) is open tonight and tomorrow (Saturday, December 17) to fill your evening with holiday fear!  The attractions include Elf Block 9, The Clowncracker, A Zombie Christmas Story, Rudolph's Revenge and House of Krampus.  Tickets for all five attractions are just $25 ($40 if you want to skip the lines).  For more details, and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Fear PDX website or the Facebook Event Page.

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Yippie Ki Yay!  The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) is screening Die Hard tonight at 9:30 pm.  It's nice to see it playing before the 25th, as this is The Greatest Christmas Movie EVER MADE!  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

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Friday Night Frights helps Northwest Horror Fans celebrate the holiday season with a screening of Joe Dante's Christmas classic, Gremlins, tonight at the Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA).  Of course, you might walk out with a prize from FNF's sponsors, as well as posters, buttons and more.  Admission is $6 (at the door only) and doors open at 9:30 pm.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Saturday, December 17

PDX Browncoats host Geek the Halls 2016 today and tomorrow (Sunday, December 18) from 10 am to 5 pm at the DoubleTree Hotel Portland (1000 NE Multnomah St in Portland, OR).  In it's seventh year, this annual craft faire is the perfect place to find the special gift for your geeky family and friends (or yourself!).  Admission is free to the public.  You can find more details, and a link for an exhibitor application, at the Facebook Event Page.

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Strange, cold blooded children hidden in a cave and a pack of bikers lead by Oliver Reed (YES!) makes catching the latest Rocket Sci-Fi Matinee film a MUST!  These are the Damned plays at noon today at Pickford Film Center (1318 Bay St in Bellingham, WA).  Presented by Rocket Donuts, this Hammer production sounds like a must see on the big screen.  For more details, visit the Pickford Film Center website.

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Tacoma, don't miss your last chance this year to have your picture taken with Krampus at Revisioned - an urban boutique (741 St Helens Ave in Tacoma, WA).  The Christmas Demon will be on site from noon to 6 pm for photos and scary fun.  The cost is $5 a person, and the photos are available for download in 48 hours.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Tuesday, December 20

Another holiday tradition here in Portland returns to The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR).  Yes, The Grindhouse Film Festival is once again screening Silent Night, Deadly Night in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight at 7:30 pm!  I know I don't need to say anymore about this one, except that you should buy your tickets early, as this film always sells out!!  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Thursday, December 22

The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Queer Horror for the Holidays tonight at 7:30 pm.  The bimonthly program Queer Horror is stuffing your cinematic stocking with short horror films (holiday themed or secular) from established filmmakers and amateurs.  Yes, you can submit your short film to TheCarlaRossi@gmail.com (submission deadline is December 12) and you might see it up on the big screen!  For more details and a link for advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Friday, December 23

I think it's safe to say that many Northwest Horror Fans love How the Grinch Stole Christmas.  Tonight at the Crush Bar (1400 SE Morrison St in Portland, OR), de Lioncourt Productions present a slightly, um, burlesque take on the classic holiday tale, entitled How the Grinch Stole My Pasties.  Doors open at 8:30 pm, with the performance starting at 9 pm.  Tickets are $16 in advance, $20 at the door.  As you might guess, this is a 21 and older venue.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Up in Seattle, things get a bit more metal as SpikyDyke Productions present Brutalesque Holiday Onslaught: A Seasonal Travesty of Epic Proportions.  Shows are at 7 and 10 pm (doors open 30 minutes prior) at The Rendezvous Seattle (2322 2nd Ave in Seattle, WA). Tickets are $18 in advance, $20 at the door.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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If you're looking for something more family-friendly, but still a bit spooky, the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) is screening Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory through December 29.  Showtimes have not been listed, so check back, or visit the Academy Theater website, later in the month.  
Monday, December 26

Yippie Ki Yay!  The Mission Theater (1624 NW Glisan in Portland, OR) is keeping the holiday spirit alive with a screenings of The Greatest Christmas movie EVER MADE, the original Die Hard through Thursday, December 29.  Showtimes vary, so visit the Mission Theater website for details.