I'm coming to kick your butt, Sharknado!
I know, Sharktopus exploded at the end of his feature debut, but we all know that won't keep a good monster down. Or get in the way of someone trying to make money off a known commodity. And as the eight-tentacled eating machine was one of Syfy's highest rated movies, it seems surprising it took this long to bring the big guy back after Sharknado made such a splash.
Oh yes, pun intended.
According to Dread Central, the first film will be Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda. I have no idea what type of beast a Pteracuda is, but it sounds like a combination of a pterodactyl and a barracuda. A flying fish with a mouthful of razor sharp teeth battling a shark/octopus hybrid sounds awesome. Now all Syfy has to do is get Heart involved (or at least have Ann and Nancy Wilson in the movie) and I'm sold. Sorry, Asylum, I told you a monster barracuda and the Heart sisters would be a match made in heaven. Now I can only hope Syfy is reading....
If nothing else, let them sing the title song, as it would be awesome!
Okay, let that one sink in. A Human/Piranha/Tarantula hybrid.
Not that it matters, but the film is reported to have snagged Casper Van Dien and his wife, Catherine Oxenberg, to appear in the film. But with a Mermantula involved, this promises to be the film so craptastic that it might make your head explode.