When Marvel succeeded with a shared universe for heroes (at
least the ones not under control from other studios), no one was surprised when
DC decided to dive in head first with Superman v. Batman. The countless characters turning up in
this upcoming blockbuster promises to be a rather messy start to a shared
universe franchise, but even more surprising for horror fans is that Universal
appears to be following suit.
Yeah, here we go again.
According to Deadline. Com,
Universal Pictures is planning to build a shared universe for their classic monsters,
starting with the 2016 reboot of The Mummy. While the idea sounds good on paper, a few of the details of
the studio’s plan, as well as some speculation on my part, makes this idea seem
like a classic failure in line with Van Helsing.
Let’s start with the obvious problem. Universal has pegged Alex Kurtzman (Transformers,
Star Trek and The Amazing Spider-Man) and Chris Morgan (The Fast and Furious
franchise) to head the upcoming series of films. Oh, yeah, these guys have monster movie cred, as long as
your definition of “monster” is “blockbuster tent pole film.”
Looking at their credentials, this pair has generated some
powerful franchises (for better or worse; I’m looking at you,
Transformers!). But I’m not sure
these two have the understanding of what makes horror films work.
Yeah, everyone knows monsters drive cool cars.
Okay, I know Kurtzman is producer on Sleepy Hollow, one of
my favorite shows of the past television series. And he had his fingers in Fringe (oh, that sounds so bad),
another great show. But neither of
these series are true horror franchises.
Yes, Sleepy Hollow has some horrific elements, but it’s NOT SCARY! Let’s be frank here, the series opener
has the Headless Horseman using an automatic weapon against some cops. Cool image, and a great hook, but not
scary. The series is great, but
the chills and creep out moments are few and far between. Again, I love the series, but the show is not
scary, just batshit crazy in the same way Fringe was, and
that’s not what I want from the Universal Monsters.
Come on, this image is AWESOME!
Morgan’s resume is more based on The Fast and The Furious, a
successful franchise for Universal.
So Kurtzman is the horror guy, Morgan is the franchise builder, so nothing
can go wrong.
Except for the lack of understanding how horror works,
EVERYTHING! These two are expected
to bring a blockbuster, tent pole series of films to the screen, and that’s not
how the Universal Monsters work.
I just watched the original Frankenstein meets the Wolf Man
for the first time in decades, and it’s great. But the climatic monster battle doesn’t occur until the
final reel of the film, and it’s short.
The fun is watching Lon Chaney Jr. looking for a way to end his curse
and find everlasting peace in death.
Sure, someone traces him based on reported werewolf attacks, but these
are never seen on film. And the Frankenstein’s
Monster takes a back seat to the story, which focuses more on characters than
monster mayhem.
Despite the publicity shots, this is how intense their meetings are through most of the film
But that’s not how modern cinematic universes work. Marvel got the formula right, by
following the script established in their comic book universe. Heroes meet, clash, but come together
to fight for the common good. DC
might make it work, though they’ve taken the reverse tract (mash up the heroes,
then spin them off into their own movies). But such an approach DOES NOT work for the Universal
Monsters.
Look at what each monster brings to the screen. Frankenstein’s Monster is a
misunderstood being, The Wolf Man is cursed to commit violence he can not
control, The Creature from the Black Lagoon is protecting his territory and
looking for a mate, The Invisible Man is drunk on power, The Bride of
Frankenstein is reacting to a forced marriage, and so on.
None of them are suited for a shared universe, where one
battles the other with the fate of humanity hanging in the balance. Monsters don’t work that way. Each have their own motivations for
their actions and are not suited for a superhero-styled shared universe. It didn’t work for the misguided Van
Helsing, and it won’t work for this attempted franchise.
Oh, dear god, NO!
The second problem is how the Universal Monsters suffered as
The House of… series played out.
Each monster got a moment in the spotlight, only to be vanquished to
make room for the next. Too many monsters
spoil the stew, as each is given less time to develop than in more simple
one-meets-the-other films. But
such a formula isn’t going to drive a tent pole franchise, and I fear such an
approach will lead to a quick monster mash up, rather than a delicate building
of the franchise (again, the Marvel verses DC metaphor).
It could work out.
After all, The Monster Squad was a great film, though it was hampered
with the new PG-13 rating. And it did require some understanding of the previous films. But it
did hit all the right notes, and I hope Kurtzman and Morgan can pull it
off. But I really see this as more
of a messed opportunity than a success, given Universal’s past attempts to take
their monsters seriously. Horror
fans should expect more of a Van Helsing approach than one that gives the
monsters room to come to life.
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NOOOOOOOO! Where are Bud and Lou when I need them?
