Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Well, September is testing my patience!


Yeah, THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR is coming up, but September is throwing all sorts of obstacles in my way.  The day job is hampering my ability to be functional at The Shadow Over Portland office, which lead to me missing last week's Weekly Update.  I wasn't able to do much on the site over the past week, then last night, my Internet connection decided to fail.

I'd have pulled my hair out by now,
but, if you know me, you know I don't have much to pull out. 

So now, I'm at a local bar using their Internet connection to get this edition of the Weekly Update out on the Web.  I'm sure it's not complete, and I apologize for missing some events, but I hope to get things back to normal by the end of the week.  Just don't hold me to that, as I have to work an extra shift on Saturday, but I'm going to try.  I've found so much in the past few weeks that I have to share with Pacific Northwest Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Fans, and I really want to get it out there.  It just might take a while, so I'm asking for your patience.

The good news is, next weekend, I'll be at the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival and Cthulhucon at The Hollywood Theatre in Portland, OR, talking with Roger Corman!  Hell yes, I'll be discussing his film The Haunted Palace, and what he might have done if AIP had released it as a Lovecraft film, rather than shoehorning it into the Poe cycle of films.  I'll also be reading a few of my short stories, and might be part of a few other panels.  But I'll also be hanging out, looking to meet up with fellow fans of cosmic horror.  I hope you stop me and say hi as I roam about The Hollywood.  Just look for the tall, bald guy in a kilt (okay, that's pretty common here in Portland) and let's talk Lovecraft!

As I said, I'll be working to get the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar and the Halloween Calendar of Events during the next few days, so please check back, so you can get all the details about the great events coming next month, as well as during the rest of the year and into 2020!

Remember, if you want your event listed on the site, just email me at shadowoverportland@live.com, and I'll be sure to post it.  Best of all, any listing on the site is FREE, so you can reach hundreds of genre fans in the Pacific Northwest without stretching your advertising budget. 

Again, sorry if I missed your event.  I'll try to get things back to normal by the end of the weekend.

From Ashland, OR, to Vancouver, BC, The Shadow Over Portland has you covered!

Looking for Monsters

The Beneath is gearing up for its second year under the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Portland, OR, and is looking for volunteers to play monsters!  If you're interested, visit The Beneath website and click on the Monsters Needed button.

Film Festival Submissions

The 11th Annual GuignolFest: 3-Day Horror Movie Contest is signing up teams now!  For more details, visit the Facebook Page or the GuignolFest website.

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The PNW Film Festival 2019 is now accepting submissions for short (up to 30 minutes) sci-fi/fantasy/action/horror films for the two day festival starting on Monday, October 21.  Submission deadline is Saturday, October 5.  For all the details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

September, 2019

Friday, September 27

VHS Uber Alles brings the Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls to the Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) tonight at 9 pm in GLORIOUS VHS.  A punk rock girl gang cutting classes AND men sounds like a fun night at the movies!  Admission is just $2.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Saturday, September 28

The Sinful Sisters present Experience Harry Potter: A Harry Potter Variety Show at the Columbia City Theater (4916 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) at 8 pm tonight.  The magical world of Harry Potter is brought to life by belly dancers, burlesque performers, bachata dancers, drag and flow artists.  You are invited to wear your house robes, or dress up as your favorite character.  For more details, including a list of performers and a link for advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Wyrd War brings underground horror metal legends Deceased, with guests Autophagy and Leathurbitch, at the Twilight Cafe and Bar (1420 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR) tonight at 8:30 pm.  Tickets are available at the door, which opens at 8 pm.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Weird Elephant at The Grand Cinema (606 S Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) presents Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Donald Sutherland and Rutger Hauer, tonight at 11 pm.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Sunday, September 29

The Vancouver Toy Junkies will host a Vintage Toy and Collectable Show at the Warehouse 23 Event Center (100 Columbia St in Vancouver, WA) until 3 pm.  Early Bird admission is $10 and gets you in at 9 am.  General admission is $4 and starts at 10 am.  Kids 16 and under are admitted FREE, and parking is also FREE.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The SIFF Film Center (305 Harrison St in Seattle, WA) presents Scream Queens vs. Final Girls today at 2 pm.  Amie Simon, Director of Marketing at Smarthouse Creative, will talk about the origins, as well as the similarities and differences, of these two troupes.  For more detail, a link to advance ticket sales and some suggested films to revisit, visit the Facebook Event Page.

October, 2019

Tuesday, October 1

Kick off THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR at the Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR) offers up some Homegrown Horrors courtesy of local horror filmmaker Joe Sherlock.  Tonight's feature is Blood Creek Woodsman!  Yeah, the title says it all!  The show starts at 7 pm, and is followed by a cast and crew Q and A.  Tickets are just $10.  For more details, including a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Thursday, October 3

Night ONE of Metalesque Fest 2019 kicks off at 8 pm tonight at Dante's (350 W Burnside St in Portland, OR).  More details will follow, so keep checking back here or at the Facebook Event Page later.

Friday, October 4

Night TWO of Metalesque Fest 2019 kicks off at 8 pm tonight at Dante's (350 W Burnside St in Portland, OR).  More details will follow, so keep checking back here or at the Facebook Event Page later.

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The H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival and Cthulhucon takes place this weekend at The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR).  Guests adding to the cosmic insanity this year include Victoria Price (daughter of Vincent Price), Roger Corman (Really, do I need to say any more?) and Richard Stanley, who's film The Color Out of Space (starring Nicolas Cage) will have its regional premiere at the festival.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page or the official website.

Saturday, October 5

Night THREE (and the final night) of Metalesque Fest 2019 kicks off at 8 pm tonight at High Water Mark Lounge (6800 NE M L King Blvd in Portland, OR).  More details will follow, so keep checking back here or at the Facebook Event Page later.

Sunday, October 6

Fathom Events brings the original Ghostbusters back to theaters nationwide today and Thursday, October 10.  The screening includes an introduction with newly found and rarely seen alternate takes.  To find a cinema showing the film near you, visit the Fathom Events website.

Tuesday, October 8

The Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR) continues to celebrate THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR with more Homegrown Horrors courtesy of local horror filmmaker Joe Sherlock.  Tonight's feature is Drifter.  It might look like a simple slasher film, but just wait for the ending!  The show starts at 7 pm, and is followed by a cast and crew Q and A.  Tickets are just $10.  For more details, including a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Wednesday, October 9

Seattle Horror Hostess Isabella L. Price hosts a screening of Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror at 6 pm tonight at Langston Hughes Performing Arts Institute (104 17th Ave S in Seattle, WA).  Writer and educator Tananarive Due, one of the film's executive producers, will video chat a Q and A session.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Friday, October 11

Evil Dead: The Musical returns to Portland tonight at 7:30 pm and tomorrow at 6 pm, at The Alberta Rose Theatre (3000 NE Alberta St in Portland, OR).  And, of course, there will be a splatter zone!  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Isn't She Great series at The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents the witchy Halloween favorite Hocus Pocus in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight at 7:30 pm.  The screening, hosted by comedian Elizabeth Teets and Queer Horror's Anthony Hudson opens with stand-up from Ella Gale.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Saturday, October 12

The Denton Delinquents will bring the cult classic Shaun of the Dead to life at the Kiggins Theatre (1011 Main St in Vancouver, WA), acting out the film on stage, in the aisles and IN YOUR FACE!  It will be a night filled with comedy, trivia and MORE!  Of course, you can dress up as a zombie, or one of Shaun's group, and organize a team for the pre-show trivia quiz!!  The fun starts at 9 pm.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page

Sunday, October 13

Maybe in space, no one can hear you scream, but they sure can in a movie theater.  Fathom Events brings Ridley Scott's Alien back to theaters nationwide today, and on Tuesday, October 15 and Wednesday, Oct 16.  To find a theater in your area screening the film, visit the Fathom Events website.

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The Sasquatch Comic and Toy Sale takes place today from noon to 5 pm at the Eugene Elks Lodge #357 (2470 W 11th Ave in Eugene, OR).  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR is getting closer!


The sun is rising later in the morning, the rain is coming back, temperatures are cooling off and the leaves are starting to turn brown.  So you know THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR is just around the corner, and things are picking up at The Shadow Over Portland office.

No more hanging around, buddy.
It's time to posting details on corn mazes!

But if you're looking for some spooky fun before October 1, check out this edition of the Weekly Update.  It's loaded with some creepy films and a Halloween Swamp Meet, as well as some great sci fi and fantasy films, details on the Rose City Comic Con and MUCH MORE!

After looking at this upcoming week, head to the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar for more great events coming this year.  And don't forget the Halloween Calendar of Events for updates on the haunted attractions and corn mazes.  And stay tuned as I start looking into the events happening in Halloweentown!

If you want your event listed on the site, all you need to do is email me at shadowoverportland@live.com with the details and promotional art, and I'll take care of the rest!  Best of all, posting your event on the site is FREE!

From Ashland, OR, to Vancouver, BC, The Shadow Over Portland has you covered!

Now Showing 

The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) is screening the new horror/comedy Ready or Not through Thursday, September 12.  For more details, including showtimes and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

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Tigers are not Afraid, a horror fairy tale set against the backdrop of Mexico's drug wars, opens tonight at The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR).  The film is currently schedule to run until Thursday, September 19.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Looking for Monsters

The Beneath is gearing up for its second year under the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Portland, OR, and is looking for volunteers to play monsters!  If you're interested, visit The Beneath website and click on the Monsters Needed button.

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Tryouts for the 2019 Clark County ScareGrounds take place on Saturday, September 14 and September 21, at 8315 NE 119th St in Vancouver, WA.  For details on what to expect and some helpful tips, visit the Clark County ScareGrounds website.

Film Festival Submissions

The 11th Annual GuignolFest: 3-Day Horror Movie Contest is signing up teams now!  For more details, visit the Facebook Page or the GuignolFest website.

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The PNW Film Festival 2019 is now accepting submissions for short (up to 30 minutes) sci-fi/fantasy/action/horror films for the two day festival starting on Monday, October 21.  Submission deadline is Saturday, October 5.  For all the details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

September, 2019

Wednesday, September 11

The Gentlemen Hecklers return to the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) take on an Arnold Schwarzenegger 80s classic, Predator, tonight at 9:30 pm.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Weird Wednesday at The Joy Cinema and Pub (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR) is the Owner's Surprise!  Jeff Punk Rock Martin will choose something wild, exploitative, monstrous, wacky or tacky, or possible all of the above!!  The show starts at 9:15 pm and admission is FREE, but you must be 18 or older to attend.  Don't forget to stop at the concession stand for some tasty treats and beverages before the show!  For more details, visit The Joy Cinema website.

Thursday, September 12

The Nocturnal Emissions series at the Northwest Film Forum (1515 12th Ave in Seattle, WA) kicks off with the Fred Dekker's classic Night of the Creeps.  Enchantress of the Undead Isabella L. Price will be your host for this evening of games, a "horrors of college" video montage, burlesque and, of course, a kick ass film!  The fun starts at 7:30 pm.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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Witch Walk - McMinnville takes place at 6 pm today in Galen Macbe Airport Park (375 SE Armory Way in McMinnville, OR).  The event is sponsored by the Wild Witches of The Willamette.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Friday, September 13

Rose City Comic Con returns to the Oregon Convention Center (777 NE Marin Luther King Jr Blvd in Portland, OR) this weekend.  Bonnie Wright (the Harry Potter series), Tim Curry (It, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and MUCH MORE), Wil Wheaton (Star Trek: The Next Generation) and Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk) are scheduled to appear.  Keep up to date with all the details at the Rose City Comic Con website or the Facebook Event Page.

UPDATE: Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride, Saw) and Robert Englund (the original Freddy Kruger!)  are scheduled to appear.

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The Denton Delinquents return to the 99W Drive In (3110 Portland Rd in Newberg, OR) to shadow cast The Rocky Horror Picture Show, followed by a screening of It 2.  It all starts around 8 pm tonight and tomorrow.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The 7th annual FREE outdoor movie night at Stalker Farms Haunted Attraction (8705 Marsh Rd in Snohomish, WA)  is 1955's Daughter of Horror.  You are invited to bring lawn chairs, blankets and food, but no pets, alcohol or drugs (legal or otherwise).  The show starts around 7:30 pm with screenings of horror trailers before the main movie around 8 pm.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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In association with Northwest Trek WeekThe Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will screen Star Trek III: The Search for Spock tonight at 7 and 9:30 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Saturday, September 14

The MoPOP (325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA) will screen Bram Stoker's Dracula at 7 pm tonight in the JBL Theater.  A pre-show featuring three Seattle drag queens (Eucalipstick, Irene Dobois and Juan Keyai) will preform a Dracula-inspired show, and Heather Bartels, host of the Shriek film series, will talk about the film's place in queer culture.  You must be 21 or older to attend.  For all the details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the MoPOP website.

Sunday, September 15

Fathom Events brings Star Trek: The Motion Picture back to the big screen nationwide for its 40th anniversary today at 1 and 4 pm, and at 4 and 7 pm on Wednesday, September 18.  For the location of a theater near you showing the film and advance ticket sales, visit the Fathom Events website.

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The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) presents a 40th anniversary screening of Rock 'n Roll High School today at 7:15 pm.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) presents at 4K Remastered screening of The Dark Crystal tonight at 9:30 pm.  For all the details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Halloween Swamp Meet takes place from noon to 7 pm today at The Oaks Amusement Park (7805 SE Oaks Park Way in Portland, OR).  Pro Portland haunters will set up displays, while local artist and vendor will have unique items from horror masks to theme cakes and one of a kind artwork available.  Admission to the Swamp Meet is FREE.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Monday, September 16

Fathom Events brings the unrated version of Rob Zombie's 3 from Hell to theaters nationwide for the next three days.  Each day features unique special content.  For all the details, including the locations of theaters showing the film and the special events happening each day, as well as advance ticket sales, visit the Fathom Events website.

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Northwest Ghost Tours brings historian and paranormal investigator Rocky Smith to The White Eagle (836 N Russell St in Portland, OR) to talk about Haunted Schools.  Tickets are $10 for the presentation, which begins at 7 pm.  Or spend $20 and arrive 90 minutes early for a tour of the White Eagle Saloon and reserved seating for the talk.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Tuesday, September 17

Tacky Wacky brings Cult of! Catwoman: A Meow Mix of Drag to Crush Bar (1400 SE Morrison St in Portland, OR) tonight.  Doors open at 8:30 pm for this celebration of Batman's fabulous feline foe/ex-fiancee.  You must be 21 or older to attend.  For more details and a list of performers, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will screen the Japanese zombie comedy One Cut of the Dead tonight only at 9:30 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

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Tonight's Sci-Fi Extravaganza #31 at the Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR) is 1967's post nuclear apocalypse film In the Year 2889.  A man and his daughter hole up on their rural property after a nuclear war devastates most of the world.  While they have plenty of provisions for themselves, other survivors start to appear, followed by mutants.  You'll have to head to the Darkside Cinema to find out what happens next!  The evening starts at 6 pm with trailers, cartoons and other treats, followed by the film at 7 pm.  Admission is $5, which includes credit towards food items.  Be aware, heckling is encouraged.  For more details, visit the Darkside Cinema Facebook Event Page.

Thursday, September 19

The 2019 Lovecraft Under the Gun 72 Hour Film Contest begins tonight with team registration at The Nerd Out (3308 SE Belmont St in Portland, OR) starting at 7 pm.  Your team will have 72 hours to create a Lovecraftian short film, and turn it in by 9 pm on Sunday, September 22.  All qualifying films will be shown at the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival during the weekend of October 4 to 6.  You'll find more details at the Facebook Event Page.

Friday, September 20

Friday Night Frights presents the uncensored director's cut of Dario Argento's Deep Red at the Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA) tonight at 10 pm.  As always, expect prizes to be won before the film.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Mondo Trasho series at The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Paul Verhoeven's gory bug hunt, and antiracist satire, Starship Troopers in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight at 9:30 pm.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Saturday, September 21

Keep watching the skies around the Lewis County Historical Museum (599 NW Front Way in Chehalis, WA) during The Chehalis Flying Saucer Party, as you might see some unexpected guests!  The event takes place from 9 am to midnight, and celebrates the 1947 sighting of nine "flying disks" by Idaho businessman Kenneth Arnold, after his plane left the Chehalis airport.  The event will feature speakers, vendors, live music, exhibits and MORE!  Check the Facebook Event Page later for more details.

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The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents the first in the Halloween Horror Silent Film Series, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, today at 2 pm.  The film will feature a special score created by Dean Lemire and performed on the Beverly Ruth Nelson memorial organ.  Tickets are not on sale yet, but you can get more information on the Facebook Event Page.

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Uwajimaya Beaverton (10500 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway in Beaverton, OR) hosts Uwajicon 2019 today from 11 am to 6 pm.  This anime and Japanese pop culture event is FREE to attend.  And you are invited to come dressed in your best cosplay attire.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The Rocket Sci Fi series at the Pickford Film Center (1318 Bay St in Bellingham, WA) will screen The Invisible Boy, starring Robby the Robot, today at noon.  Admission is just $3.  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit the Pickford Film Center website.

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In honor of Stephen King's 72nd birthday, The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents the Stephen King Road Rage Double Feature!  First up is the creepy Christine, followed by the campy Maximum Overdrive, both in GLORIOUS 35mm!!  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

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Tonight will be most excellent as Weird Elephant at The Grand Cinema (606 S Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) presents a 30th anniversary screening of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure tonight at 11 pm.  For more details and a link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

Sunday, September 22

Market Obscura will open Market Obscura IV: Mabon, celebrating the Fall Equinox and Mabon, at The Lovecraft Bar (421 SE Grand in Portland, OR) today from 1 to 7 pm.  This is a market for those 21 and older only.  For more details, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The SIFF Film Center (305 Harrison St in Seattle, WA) presents Cinema DNA: Get Out today at 2 pm.  Nicole Pouchet, screenwriter and novelist, will focus on the mechanics of the film and how horror can illustrate social issues.  For more detail and link to advance ticket sales, visit the Facebook Event Page.

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The animated Mexican feature Ana Y Bruno, the adventure of a young girl seeing her father to save her troubled mother, screens at 2 pm today at The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR).  For more details and advance ticket sales, visit The Hollywood Theatre website.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Ready or Not (2019)




A good horror comedy must be hard to make right.  Many play with the troupes of a horror film, playing off the audience's knowledge of the genre, poking fun at the conventions of the genre.  But if the comedy is too broad, you veer into the Scary Movie realm.  Worse yet, if the characters are too stupid, you risk insulting the audience with a collection of clods that shouldn't be the heroes of the movie.

Ready or Not, the new horror comedy from Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (both directed segments of V/H/S and Southbound) takes a different approach.  The comedy comes from the characters, as they react to the situation in ways both very human and very funny, and makes the film a solid watch.

The film follows Grace (Samara Weaving, Mayhem) on her wedding day.  Her soon-to-be husband, Alex Le Domas (Mark O'Brien), is an heir to the Le Domas game fortune, but Grace is more anxious to be part of a family, having lived in foster homes most of her life.

The family welcomes her into their fold, but inform her she has to play a game at midnight, a family tradition.  The game is picked by a mysterious wooden box, and other spouses who married into the family tell her the games can range from something as complicated as chess to a game of checkers.

Grace draws Hide and Seek, which seems to upset the family, especially Alex.  Grace is informed she's to try and hide until dawn, and she heads out to find a place to lay low in the spacious manor.  But the game is more serious than she suspects, as the family members, with the exception of Alex, arm themselves with antique weapons intent on hunting her down.

We're locked, loaded and ready to go.
Let the wedding party begin!

Alex uses one of the manor's hidden passageways (I guess all manors have them) to find Grace just as one of the maids is shot in the face by someone thinking it was the bride.  And no, that's not a spoiler, it's in the trailer.  Anyway, Alex tells Grace that his family will hunt her down and sacrifice her before dawn to satisfy the deal his great grandfather made with a man named Mr. Le Bail (translates to lease in English; I checked), which helped establish the La Domas fortune.  If the family fails, it's believed that bad things will happen to them.

Alex has a plan to get her out of the house, which has been locked down by the security system.  Of course, things don't go as planned, and, as you might guess, mayhem ensues.

The Bride has a gun,
everyone better run!

The script by Guy Busick and Ryan Murphy, is smart to spend most of the first half hour of the film allowing Grace to interact with the family before the game begins.  Everyone seems to like her, especially Alex's mother Becky (Andie McDowell), and most of them do seem sorry when the game is declared.  And, a big source of the comedy in the film, most are rather uncomfortable with the weapons they are given.  One of the spouses ends up with a crossbow and has to spend some time on YouTube for a tutorial on how to use it.  Alex's aunt Helene, however, is the one person who doesn't take a shining to Grace and is more than happy to arm herself with a battle axe in order to take her out.

That brings up the only problem I have with the script.  The film opens on the game being played out in a flashback, where Alex and his brother Daniel witness Helene's groom losing the game of Hide and Seek.  It sets up the premise, and gives Helene some motivation for her actions before and during the hunt, but it seems unnecessary.  If you've seen the trailer, you know what's coming and the scene ends up feeling like padding.  And if you walked into the theater without any spoilers, well, I think having events unfold without the early flashback would be a wonderful surprise.  And, as Helene is given a moment to explain her actions (while displaying a wonderful willingness to use the axe), I think the flashback would have been better integrated into that moment.

The script is smart enought to explain why Alex didn't mention the game to Grace.  After all, as most of the other spouses drew standard board games, he didn't expect Hide and Seek to turn up.  And the conditions of the deal with Le Bail wouldn't have allowed the couple to elope without invoking some punishment that no one can define.

The cast is solid.  Weaving is perfect as the bewildered Grace, who manages to foil most of the family's attempts on her life.  Her performance made me forget her gleeful killer in Mayhem, and really shows her range as an actor.  I just hope she stays in the horror genre, but I think suspect more mainstream roles are in her future.  Too bad, as I'll now watch any horror film she turns up in.

O'Brien's performance seems a bit weak at times, but his attempts to help Grace are quite earnest, and his conflict between family duty and his love for Grace are well played.  Adam Brody, as Alex's brother Daniel, is perfect as the wild card in the bunch.  His lines are delivered perfectly and he sells his character arc well, torn between his feelings towards his family, particularly his wife and two children, his feeling towards Grace (hinted at early in the movie) and his feelings towards the family tradition.

And Henry Czerny, as the head of the family, manages to maintain the charm established early in the movie.  He's earnest as he wishes Grace good luck at the start of the game, yet he pulls out all the stops to kill her.  But, thanks to the script and the actor, his character never feels truly evil, just someone committing a reprehensible act for his family's benefit.

The action is brutal and bloody, without being overly graphic.  At least until the end, which I'm not giving away.  I'll just say, during the middle of the film, the scene with the exposed nail made me flinch, even though I knew what was coming.

As for the humor, most of it is confined to the second act, as the hunt begins.  It's dark, nasty at times, and will make you laugh.  It's not playing off of the troupes of a horror film, but more based on the character's reactions to the mayhem they must unleash and the unintentional results of it.  The entire cast plays their parts as normal people suddenly called upon to be vicious killers.  It's easy to feel they'd be fine with just sacrificing Grace, but most are grossly unprepared to hunt down a human being, and it shows in their performances.  And Grace's reactions to the continual barriers placed against her survival are just perfectly delivered.  Though the climax isn't as humorous, I still left the theater with a grin.

Ready or Not is a solid way to end the summer, a funny, well written horror film peppered with brilliant bits of comedy delivered by a cast that resists going campy and plays it straight. The ending feels natural, not forced, and, if you're like me, you hope the filmmakers don't try to force a sequel.  The film is a joy and you'll be happy to re-watch it again, rather than risk a watered down followup.  

So much for wearing white on my wedding day.