Monday, May 8, 2023

Friday the 13th (1980)


Okay, I'll admit, I'm not the biggest fan of the Friday the 13th franchise.  I only saw two in theaters, partly because the films didn't hit the cinemas in my area, and I was busy watching the awesome weekly horror films at the Hazel Dell Tri-Cinema.  You only had one week to catch the feature, but they showed Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Fulci's Zombie, and some amazing Roger Corman produced features.  And later in the 80s and early 90s, theaters were showing unrated films like Evil Dead II, Re-Animator and Dead Alive.  Yeah, my weekends were a bit busy hunting down these gems, instead of looking for another Jason film.

That's not to say I didn't watch them on home video, and several have ended up in my DVD collection, at least the ones I liked.  However, a few months ago, I had the money to pick up the Blu-Ray box set from Shout (Scream) Factory, released back in 2020, at a good sale price. 

So now, with a bit of trepidation, it's time to delve into the series, see how the continuity holds up (yeah, based on what I remember, this wasn't a concern with the filmmakers) and talk about how the films hold up as a whole.  After all, this is an influential slasher series, with 12 films, a host of comic series and a very popular video game (until the recent lawsuit) keeping it in the public eye for decades.  While it wasn't the only slasher film released in 1980, it was the most successful, and the biggest target of critics decrying the depictions of violence only hinted at in 1979's Halloween.

The plot for the first film is pretty simple.  Two camp consolers, in the middle of building up to hot sex, are killed at Camp Crystal Lake in the late 50s, causing the camp to close down.  Cut to the present (1979), as Annie is heading to the camp, which is reopening.  And things don't go well for her, as Tom Savini's effects deliver the first nasty kill.

I said take a little off the top!

Okay, the first two kills are bloody to a point, but the filmmakers didn't show anything overly graphic.  The stabbing of the male camp counselor took place off screen, while the female counselor doesn't die on screen.  But Annie's death is a graphic, gory throat slashing, making it seem like a middle finger to how slasher movies depicted death on screen.  While movies have shown bloody deaths well before this, with makeup artist Dick Smith (The Exorcist, Altered States, and so many others) leading the way, the difference is Smith's makeup effects were in service of the story.  

Tom Savini's effects in this film were the story.  Sean S. Cunningham wasn't interested it telling a compelling tale, he just wanted to up the ante set by John Carpenter's Halloween,.  And it shows, with the disposable characters, lack of artistic style, and just plain let's-kill-these-kids story telling.  I'm not saying the film doesn't deliver, but it lacks the artistry that makes Carpenter's film so creepy and unnerving.

Oh, and I'll be spoiling the hell out of this film at this point.  So if you're a horror fan and haven't see this movie, check out now.

Don't say I didn't warn anyone.  

The film moves to the camp in modern times, as a new group of counselors are getting ready for the kids to arrive.  And here we meet our final girl, Alice (Adrienne King), as well as a bunch of disposable victims, including Kevin Bacon (in his second film role).  We also get slasher film staple Crazy Ralph (Walt Gorney), the harbinger of doom so well spoofed in Cabin in the Woods.

As the movie progresses, we see the counselors picked off one by one by some nefarious person.  At this point, the film follows standard Giallo cliches, as we never see the killer, except for their hands, and the film delivers a red herring with Bill (Harry Crosby, son of Bing Crosby, who appeared in several of his father's televised specials before signing on to this film, and later becoming an investment banker).  His character, wearing a red raincoat, is either a great red herring (get it?), or someone involved in the movie watched too much Star Trek: The Original Series.  

Either way, it doesn't end well for him.

Thankfully, I'm wearing a gold shirt.

As Alice locks herself in a cabin, the film introduces Pamela Voorhees (Betsy Palmer), who worked at the site back in the 50s and claims to be a friend of the camp's owners.  Surprise, the newly introduced character is the killer, taking revenge after her son, Jason, drowned while the counselors were having sex.  She killed the two councilors at the beginning of the film, and has sabotaged every attempt to reopen the site since, before becoming homicidal.

What, after all your fellow consolers were murdered, you didn't think me showing up suddenly was suspicious?

It's an okay reveal, but the script never explains why the authorities never suspected the woman who lost her son a year earlier about the deaths of two people, or about the repeated acts of vandalism.  That oversight in the script, as well as her character's introduced in the final few moments of the film, telegraph her as the killer.

Not that the film was trying to blaze new territory.  Screenwriter Victor Miller admits in the special features that Sean S. Cunningham contacted him to write a script ripping off Halloween.  So Miller headed out to catch Carpenter's classic in the theaters, come up with the rules established in that classic film, and mimicked them.

Cunningham also contacted Tom Savini, fresh off Dawn of the Dead, to create the effects, and he delivers some stunning work.  Of course, the MPAA required some trimming to get the film an R-rating, but I think some of the edits works in the film's favor. Watching the unrated version, I think Kevin Bacon's death is a bit too long, allowing you to see the seams in the effect.  But that's viewed through the eyes of someone who's seen plenty of practical effects since the 80s.  However, the extended version of Pamela's death is really good, and fitting for the climatic kill.

Okay, this stylist doesn't know the meaning of a little off the top.

But let's get to Alice, the final girl.  King's performance is solid, no surprise as she started acting at 6 months old, and appeared in soap operas, advertisements and off-off-Broadway productions before taking the role of Alice.  But, as with Laurie Strode in Halloween, Alice is not what would become the troupe of the Final Girl in subsequent slasher films.

For starts, it's implied that Alice is sleeping with her boss, and the camp owner Steve Christy.  Look, I know the extras in the Blu-Ray release says it's "hinted at," as Steve brushes Alice's hair during a private moment between the two.  But just a few seconds earlier, Alice seems to admit having drawn a portrait of him while he was sleeping.  So much for being virginal.

Later in the movie, Alice goes hunting down some weed and grabs a beer before joining into a game of Strip Monopoly.  Sure, she doesn't get naked, but she comes close to losing her top before the game ends after a blast of wind opening the door.  It also leads to counselor Brenda (Laurie Bartram) commenting that the game was over before it got interesting.  I'm not saying that aside would have lead to anything.  But like Laurie before her, Alice was not the chaste girl associated with the Final Girl Troupe.

Aside from those issues, Alice falls asleep while Bill goes out looking for answers as to the other counselor's disappearances, which is silly.  No matter how much I enjoy King's performance, the script fails her at every step, until she confronts Pamela on the shore of the lake.  Than, it's full on take no prisoners. 

Yeah, I swing a mean machete.  Come get some,

Again, this isn't a criticism of King's performances, which is great.  I just wonder when the idea of a pure, virginal Final Girl overcame the slasher became the stereotype. In fact, I don't remember any slasher films where the Final Girl is as pure as the stereotype claims.  Okay, maybe Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2, though it will take a rewatch to confirm that.  Perhaps watching the other entries in this series might lend me a clue.  I'll get back to you on that.  

Oh, the things I do for this site.

Don't lie, dude.  You'll be happy to watch this film again

Let's talk about Betsy Palmer's performance as Pamela Voorhees.  She's admitted she wasn't a fan of the script, and reportedly took the role to purchase a car she had her eyes on.  I'm fine with that, as actors have to earn a living like the rest of us.  But she's introduced too late in the film for anyone not to expect her to be the killer. But she sells it, and I will stand by that till my dying day.  Despite wanting the paycheck, Palmer doesn't phone it in.  She goes full bore into the role, cementing the film's place in shaping horror movies.

One final note.  The ending scene, as Alice is adrift on the lake, looks beautiful.  Sure, Cunningham and Miller were setting up a Carrie ending, and dragged out tranquil scene might push the endurance level of modern audiences.  But even though it's a rip off of a better film, it's beautiful, and makes Jason jumping out of the lake more impactful.  

Well, it was so tranquil until you showed up.

The Shout Factory Blu-Ray release delivers both the R-rated and Unrated versions of the film, in a 4K Remaster from the original negatives.  The film looks great, and if you're a fan, this is the edition to buy.

Regardless of the critical response, which was unsurprisingly hostile, Friday the 13th is an important moment in horror films.  Much like Blood Feast, it ushered in a more graphic wave of horror films.  And with distribution by a major studio (Paramount), the film inspired a bunch of further rip-offs of Halloween that upped the gore-for-profit ante.  Despite the misgivings of the heads at Paramount, they were unwilling to kill their cash cow for several features, which says a lot for this film's place in horror history.

No, I don't want to make another.   Oh, wait, how much money did it make?  Let's do Part Two!

Friday, May 5, 2023

I'm saying it. I'm caught up with all the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Events in the Pacific Northwest!

Well, at least for now.  Because I know I'll be on the Internet and find something else to add to the site tomorrow, but I've cleared out my Facebook shares and feel pretty good making the call as I write this.

I always feel like Han Solo when I make such claims.

Because of that, the Weekly Update is FULL of great films and live events happening in the Pacific Northwest.  It's all down below. 

If you want to plan out your geeky outings later in the year, check out the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar.  I've added some great movies coming to the Tracyton Movie House in Moscow, ID, and the Egyptian Theater in Coos Bay, OR, this month, a Dark Market coming to Portland, OR, in June, and your chance to take on an zombie apocalypse in Kelso, WA, this July.  I've also included updates on con guests (both new and those having to cancel) this summer.  Seriously, take a look, just realize I keep updating it every few days, so keep checking back for up-to-the-minute details.

That's what I have for now.  Stay safe and I'll be back next week with another update from The Shadow Over Portland!

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Happening This Week 


Live Attractions 

Paranormal Cirque II, an R-rated horror circus with a haunted attraction preshow, raises its black and red big top tent at the Vancouver Mall (8700 NE Vancouver Mall Dr in Vancouver, WA), through Monday, May 8.  Be aware, no one under 13 years of age will be admitted, and guests 13 to 17 years old must be accompanied by an adult.  Use the promo code FACE5OFF to save $5 on each ticket at any seating level.

The Geekenders brings The Naboo Review, a burlesque tribute to all things Star Wars, to the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) tonight, tomorrow night and Saturday night at 7 pm.  Doors open at 6 pm.

The Wyrd War Gallery (3505 NE Broadway in Portland, OR) spring exhibition, Murder in the Front Room: The Art, Insanity, Scrawlings and Sketches of of Mark DeVito is open every Saturday and Sunday from 3 to 7 pm through June 3.  Check out the fan banners, original sketch designs and posters for bands like Metallica, Motorhead, Slayer, The Cult, Twisted Sister, and much more! 

The Western Washington Center for the Arts (521 Bay St in Port Orchard, WA) closes its 2022-2023 season with Monty Python's Spamalot.  The show runs through Sunday, May 21.

Hidden Worlds: The Films of LAIKA is open at the Museum of Pop Culture (located in the Seattle Center; 325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA).  The exhibit features never-before-seen artifacts from the Laika production studios, immersive set displays, character interactive and a sneak peek at the studio's next feature, Wildwood.  The exhibit will be open through Summer 2024.
 
The Museum of Pop Culture (325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA) has Jim Henson puppets and set pieces from the 2019 Netflix series The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on display now.  You can read about the display, and the work the museum put into displaying the artifacts, at the link.

Back in Theaters

Satoshi Kon's animated horror film Perfect Blue is playing at Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, May 3).

CineMagic (2021 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR) presents The Point, an Arrow Video showcase featuring Re-Animator in GLORIOUS 35mm, 12 MonkeysHorror Express with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, Girls Nite Out (AKA The Scaremaker), and non-genre fare such as the original Django and Millionaires' Express, directed by and starring Sammy Hung, with Richard Ng, Cynthia Rothrock and Yasuaki Kurata.  The festival runs through Thursday, May 11.  Click the link for showtimes.

The Olympia Film Society's Reel Oddities series will show Abel Ferrara's classic Ms .45 at 7 pm every Wednesday in May at the Capitol Theater (206 5th Ave SE in Olympia, WA).

First Run Features  

The newest movie in the Evil Dead series, Evil Dead Rise is playing at the Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), and the Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, May 10).

Ari Aster's black comedy/surrealistic horror film Beau is Afraid is playing at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), SIFF Cinema Uptown (511 Queen Anne Ave N in Seattle, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, May 10), Cinema 21 (616 NW 21st Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), the Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA; schedule through Thursday, May 11), the Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), the Living Room Theaters (341 SW 10th Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), the Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), and the Kenworthy Theatre (508 S Main St in Moscow, ID; scheduled through Sunday, May 7).

The horror comedy Renfield, starring Nicholas Hoult and Nicolas Cage, is playing at the Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11), and the Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11).  The film plays Friday to Sunday, May 5 to 7, at the Skyline Drive-In (182 SE Brewer Rd in Shelton, WA) with John Wick: Chapter 4

Film Festival Submission Information 
 
Time to start assembling your filmmaking friends for The 15th Annual Guignolfest: 3-Day Horror Film Contest.  For more details, visit the event's Facebook page or website.

Sign of the Beast Burlesque is now taking applications to be part of Metalesque Fest 2023, taking place on October 6 and 7 in Portland, OR.  Applications are open through June 1.

The Northwest Flying Saucer Film Festival is accepting UFO/Alien themed short films, documentaries, animation or music videos for the festival, which takes place on September 22 at McFiler's Chehalis Theater (558 N Market Blvd in Chehalis, WA). Submissions are accepted on FilmFreeway through July 15.
 
May, 2023

Friday, May 5

Midnight movies return this week to the Joy Cinema (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR) with a screening of Paul Naschy's The Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman tonight at, you guessed it, MIDNIGHT!

The Olympia Timberland Regional Library presents the cult apocalyptic thriller Miracle Mile at the Capitol Theater (206 5th Ave SE in Olympia, WA) at 7 pm tonight (with an introduction by TRL Film Club facilitator Zach Havekost), and at 7 pm on Thursday, May 11 and Sunday, May 14.

The VHS Night series at CineMagic (2021 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR) brings Jackie Hong's campy cult horror classic Blood Diner (original set to be a sequel to H. G. Lewis' Blood Feast) to the big screen in GLORIOUS VHS.  The show starts at 9:30 pm with VHS trailers, and the film starts at 10 pm.

The House of Psychotic Women series at The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) starts tonight with a screening of The Mafu Cage, starring Lee Grant and Carol Kane, tonight at 10 pm. Author Kier-La Janisse (House of Psychotic Women) will be in attendance.

The Egyptian Theatre (229 S Broadway in Coos Bay, OR) will screen The Dark Knight tonight and tomorrow at 7 pm.

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show The Empire Strikes Back tonight at 10:30 pm.

The Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) will show The Secret Life of Plants (a meditation on life, the universe and everything, through the lens of a documentary on the history of plants on Earth and in space) and Repo Man (in GLORIOUS 35mm) tonight at 7:30 pm.

Saturday, May 6

The Traveling Vampire Show stops at Dante's (350 W Burnside St in Portland, OR) for another night of unforgettable mysticism and madness.  The show starts at 9 pm.

The Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) presents The Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Star Wars, a live cast performance with a Star Wars theme, tonight at 9:30 pm.   

STArt Film Studio presents Journey to the West, about a publisher trying to keep his magazine afloat by proving aliens exist, and is joined in his quest by a motley crew (that might sound a bit familiar), at the SIFF Film Center (305 Harrison St in Seattle, WA) today at 1:15, 4 and 6:45 pm.  This film is subtitled.


The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) ends its May the Fourth celebration with a 40th Anniversary screening of Return of the Jedi tonight at 10:30 pm.

Sunday, May 7

The Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) will show David Lynch's version of Dune today at 2 pm.

The Witches of Eastwick is playing at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) tonight at 7 pm.

Fathom Events brings Studio Ghibli's Ponyo back to theaters for a 15th Anniversary screening tonight, tomorrow and on Wednesday, May 10.  Click on the link to find a theater near you.

Scream VI plays at the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) tonight at 9 pm. 

Monday, May 8

Kier-La Janisse's extensive documentary Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror plays at 7 pm tonight at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR).  Admission is FREE, but you must RSVP at the link above.
 
Tuesday, May 9 
 
The Boulet Brothers Dragula: Titans World Tour stops at the Vogue Theatre (918 Granville St in Vancouver, BC) tonight.  Sign up at Obsessed for exlusive fan presale now, by clicking on the above link.

It might seem weird that I'm mentioning a movie in the Madcap Mystery series from CMNYK and the Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR), but tonight you can catch And Then There Were None, the 1945 adaptation of Agatha Christie's murder mystery.  Showtime is at 7 pm, preshow at 6:15.

You have one final chance to watch Cocaine Bear at the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) tonight at 8:45 pm.

Wednesday, May 10

The Boulet Brothers Dragula: Titans World Tour stops at the Revolution Hall (1300 SE Stark St #203 in Portland, OR) tonight.  Sign up at Obsessed for exlusive fan presale now, by clicking on the above link.

The Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) is showing Star Trek: First Contact tonight at 6 pm.

The Moscow Film Society presents Guillermo del Toro's classic Pan's Labyrinth at the Kenworthy Theatre (508 S Main St in Moscow, ID) tonight at 7 pm.

John Water's Serial Mom, starring Kathleen Turner, will play at 7 pm tonight at the Whiteside Theatre (361 SW Madison Ave in Corvallis, OR).

The animated feature Wolfwalkers, shown with Spanish subtitles plays at 6 pm tonight at the Egyptian Theatre (229 S Broadway in Coos Bay, OR).  This FREE screening is presented by Coos Health and Wellness.

Thursday, May 11

Paranormal Cirque II, an R-rated horror circus with a haunted attraction preshow, raises its black and red big top tent at Clackamas Town Center (12000 SE 82nd Ave in Happy Valley, OR), through Monday, May 22.  Be aware, no one under 13 years of age will be admitted, and guests 13 to 17 years old must be accompanied by an adult.  Use the promo code FACE5OFF to save $5 on each ticket at any seating level.

Practical Magic is playing at 7 pm tonight at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR).

Friday, May 12
 
The Boulet Brothers Dragula: Titans World Tour stops at the Moore Theatre (1932 2nd Ave in Seattle, WA) tonight.  Sign up at Obsessed for exlusive fan presale now, by clicking on the above link.

The animated classic The Iron Giant is playing at the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 18).

Weird Elephant at The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show David Cronenberg's Videodrome tonight and tomorrow at 10 pm.

Violet Hex presents a queer celebration and screening of Wes Craven's masterpiece A Nightmare on Elm Street at 7 pm tonight at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR). 

Andrei Tarkovsky's 1980 sci fi drama Stalker is playing at the Academy Theatre (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, May 11).

Pacific Northwest punk band NASTI will play at The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA), follow by a screening of T2: Judgement Day, starting at 8:30 pm.  

The Mondo Trasho series at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) brings the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros to the big screen in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight at 7:30 pm.

Saturday, May 13

Cinema 21 (616 NW 21st Ave in Portland, OR) will screen the dark fairy tale Night of the Hunter today at 11 am.

The Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) presents a Hagsploitation Brunch screening of the classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane today at 11 am.

Jim Henson and Frank Oz's fantasy classic The Dark Crystal plays at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) today at 3 pm.

Alejandro Jodorowsky's classic The Holy Mountain plays at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) tonight at 7 pm.

The House of Psychotic Women series at The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA) brings Brian DePalma's adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie back to the big screen tonight at 10 pm

The family sci fi classic ET the Extra-Terrestrial screens at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) today and tomorrow at 2:30 pm in GLORIOUS 35mm.

Queer Horror at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents the world premiere of Body Academics' Portland-made psychosexual sci fi rock opera Evil Babylon tonight at 7:30 pm.  Hosted by Portland's premier drag clown Carla Rossi (who also appears in the film as the villainous Urethrea, the program opens with a performance by the artists.

Sunday, May 14

John Water's Serial Mom, starring Kathleen Turner, will play at 9 pm tonight at the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC).

I HAVE THE POWER!  The Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA) will show the live action version of Masters of the Universe today at 2 pm.

Czech filmmaker Karel Zeman's 1962 mix of live action, stop-motion, puppetry and more, The Fabulous Baron Munchausen plays at 2 pm at The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA).

Monday, May 15

The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) is hosting the theatrical premiere of Full Moon Features' Subspecies V: Bloodrise through Wednesday, May 17. 

OH MY GOD!  The Sequelopolis series at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy Blvd in Portland, OR) presents Troll 2 tonight at 7:30 pm.