Friday, November 11, 2022

Well, this has been an interesting week...

Yes, it's been quite a week for me.  On the bad side, my bicycle experienced its THIRD flat tire in two months.  All three started in the first mile of the bike lane I take going home from work, and only that stretch of road.  Don't know why, but if I have another flat on that road, I've got a (slightly) longer alternate route planned out.  Because it's just too damn cold and wet to walk your bike to a bus stop around 8:30 pm.

On the good side, I actually finished updating the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar on Thursday, rather than late Friday evening.  Which means I'm writing the Weekly Update on Thursday, so my Friday won't be so frantic, as I try to finish everything up during my day job (please don't tell them!).

And on the interesting side...

I've been publishing The Shadow Over Portland since 2010 (didn't realize it's been that long), and this week, for the first time, one of my posts was dinged for violation of Blogger's Community Standards.  So now, my review of The Devil's Rain, which I posted in February of 2020, has an Adults Only button you have to click before you can read it.  I'm guessing someone read the review, found it offensive for some reason and, without bothering to leave a comment, complained to Blogger.

And that's how it is, brethren.  You post something and two years later, someone loses their mind over it.

After reading the Community Standards, I'm a bit mystified as to what part of the code I violated.  Maybe it was just the satanic aspect of the film.  Maybe it was the pictures of the melting cultists (though I've show worse photos).  Or the fact that I mentioned the people backing the film were also involved in some notable adult features.  I did mentioned the films by name, but all the photos in the review were from The Devil's Rain.

I don't understand it, but I'm not going to fight it.  You can still read the review, once you click on the "I'm over 18" button, and I'm assuming most of you are.  And my blog isn't going to lose out on ad revenue, as it's not monetized (and will never be until I can choose the ads).  Nor am I going to change what I do on the site.  I've been doing the same thing for twelve years, and I'm not going to change because someone complained about a two-year-old post.

And while we're at it, get off my lawn, ya damn punks!

That said, let's get to the Weekly Update, full of great stuff happening in the Pacific Northwest.  It might not be as full as last month, but we've got some great films, a con, a new MoPOP exhibit, an online art auction to benefit Planned Parenthood, and MORE!

As I mentioned earlier, the Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy Calendar is up to date for the first time in months.  I've got all the Friday Night Frights features through February, guest announcements for FANEXPO Portland, all sorts of December bazaars and MUCH MORE!  Yeah, I've got all the events to start you planning out 2023!!

Well, that's all I have for now.  Stay safe, indulge your inner nerd at least once this week, and I'll be back next Friday with more great events happening under The Shadow Over Portland.

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Happening This Week


Live Attractions

Wyrd War (3505 NE Broadway St in Portland, OR) is hosting an opening reception from 5 to 8 pm today for Witch's Eye: The Camera Lens as Occult Device, The Art and Legacy of William Mortensen.  Curated by acclaimed collector and archivist Stephen Romano, the exhibit features original photographic works of the 20th century master of the macabre William Mortensen, called the Antichrist by Ansel Adams.  The exhibit will be displayed through November 26.
 
The Marvel Universe of Super Heroes makes a stop at OMSI (1945 SE Water Ave in Portland, OR) through April 9, 2023.  Marvel (see what I did there) at the hundred of artifacts, from original comic book pages, interactive displays, life-size statues of Marvel heroes, costumes and props from films and TV programs, and MUCH MORE.  Excelsior! 

The Museum of Pop Culture (325 5th Ave N in Seattle, WA) has Jim Henson puppets and set pieces from the 2019 Netflix series The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on display now.  You can read about the display, and the work the museum put into displaying the artifacts, at the link.
 
Back in Theaters 
 
Christmas comes early to the 99W Drive-In (3110 Portland Rd in Newberg, OR) with the holiday Horror classic Gremlins playing before Black Adam through Saturday, November 12. 
 
Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) will screen Hayao Miyazaki's Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, in both dubbed and subtitled version, through Monday, November 14.
 
Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) will screen Robert Egger's The Lighthouse through Tuesday, November 15.  Be aware, the Monday, November 14, screening is in Hecklevision.  Sure, I guess, why not.  

The Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR) is showing Laika animated feature Kubo and the Two Strings through Thursday, November 17. 
 
The Kiggins Theatre (1011 Main St in Vancouver, WA) kicks off a run of Star Wars films with Solo (plays at 4:30 pm on Friday, November 11, and at 1 pm on Sunday, November 13) and Rogue One (Friday, November 11 at 7:30 pm and at 4 pm on Sunday, November 13).  You can also buy a pass to allow you to see all five films (the original trilogy starts its run on Saturday, November 12).
 
First Run Features
 
The sci fi comedy/drama Next Exit is playing at The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) through Sunday, November 13.
 
The Devil made her do it!  Pray for the Devil is showing at the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), and the Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17).
 
The horror film Smile, which has the BEST final shot ever in a trailer, is playing at the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), and Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17).

The MCU's latest film, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, opens tonight at the Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Granada 3 Theatre (1311 Adams Ave in La Grande, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Liberty Theatre (315 NE 4th Ave in Camas, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the St Johns Twin Cinema (8704 N Lombard St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; plays through Thursday, November 17), the Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Columbia Theatre - St Helens (212 S 1st St in Saint Helens, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Mount Hood Theatre (401 E Powell Blvd in Gresham, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), Living Room Theaters (341 SW 10th Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA; currently scheduled through Wednesday, November 16), Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Cameo Theatre (304 E 1st St in Newberg, OR; scheduled through Monday, November 10), the Granada 3 Theatre (1311 Adams Ave in La Grande, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Liberty Theatre (315 NE 4th Ave in Camas, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17),  the Kelso Theater Pub (214 S Pacific Ave in Kelso, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Joy Cinema (11959 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Academy Theater (7818 SE Stark St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), and the following McMenamin locations: Anderson School (18607 Bothell Way NE in Bothell, WA; scheduled through Wednesday, November 30),  Bagdad Theater and Pub (3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, November 30), Grand Lodge (3505 Pacific Ave in Forest Grove, OR; scheduled to Wednesday, November 30), Old St. Francis School (700 NW Bond St in Bend, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, November 23), Power Station Theater (2126 SW Halsey St in Troutdale, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), Olympic Club (112 N Tower Ave in Centrailia, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 24), and the St Johns Theater (8203 N Ivanhoe St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, November 23).
 
Well, I mentioned Marvel movies over the summer, so I should include DC's heroes as well.  Black  Adam is playing at the Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 17), and the Tracyton Movie House (1520 NE Riddell Rd in Bremerton, WA; currently scheduled through Wednesday, November 16).
 
Film Festival Submission Information
 
The Crypticon Seattle Film Festival is now open for submissions.  The Late Deadline is April 4, 2023.  Visit the link for all the details.
 
November, 2022

Friday, November 11 

Kumoricon celebrates its 20th anniversary this weekend at the Oregon Convention Center (777 NE Martin Luther King Jr Blvd in Portland, OR).  You can follow the event's Facebook page for updates.
 
UPDATE: The schedule is now online.
 
Monsters vs. Madness: A Benefit Aution for Planned Parenthood goes live online today and runs through Sunday, November 27. It features hand painted figures from many famous artists, including local FX artist Chris Walas, as well as Greg Nicotero, Howard Berger, Steve Niles and MANY MORE!  Follow the event on Facebook
 
Weird Elephant at The Grand Cinema (606 Fawcett Ave in Tacoma, WA) will show Cowboy Bebop: The Movie tonight and tomorrow at 10 pm.
 
Cinema 21 (616 NW 21st Ave in Portland, OR) is showing Ana Lily Amirpour's vampire tale A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night tonight and tomorrow at 9:30 pm.
 
Described as "Devo meets GREASE," 1984's Voyage of the Rock Aliens, starring Pia Zidora and Michael Berryman, plays at The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) through Saturday, November 12, at 9:30 pm.
 
The Blair Witch Project plays at 10:45 pm tonight at the Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC).

Saturday, November 12

November Trade Night at Rogue Toys (10414 SE 82 Ave in Happy Valley, OR) takes place tonight from 5 to 7 pm.
 
Val Lewton's The Seventh Victim (directed by Mark Robson) will be shown in GLORIOUS 35mm tonight, on Thursday, November 17 and Friday, November 18, at the Capitol Theater (206 5th Ave SE in Olympia, WA).  Presented by the Olympia Film Society.
 
McMenamins Kennedy School (5736 NE 33rd Ave in Portland, OR) is showing Men in Black today at 3:30 pm. 

Bring your multipass to McMenamins Kennedy School (5736 NE 33rd Ave in Portland, OR) tonight at 6:30 pm for a screening of The Fifth Element.
 
The Pickford Film Center (1318 Bay St in Bellinham, WA) will show Cowboy Bebop: The Movie tonight at 10 pm.
 
The second film in the giant turtle's triumphant return to the big screen, Gamera: Attack of Legion, plays at 2 pm today at The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA). 

The Whiteside Theatre (361 SW Madison Ave in Corvallis, OR) will show the Disney (kind of) meta fairy tail Enchanted today at 3 pm.

Ana Lily Amirpour's latest film, Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon, plays at The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) through Wednesday, November 16.

The Kiggins Theatre (1011 Main St in Vancouver, WA) continues with the Star Wars films with A New Hope (plays at 2 pm tonight and 7 pm on Sunday, November 13), The Empire Strikes Back (tonight at 4:40 pm and at 7 pm on Tuesday, November 15), and Return of the Jedi (tonight at 7:30 and at 7 pm on Wednesday, November 16).  You can also buy a pass to allow you to see all five films.
 
The Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) is showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show in a screening designed for "virgins" tonight at midnight.  Doors open at 11 pm. 
 
The Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA) will show The Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight tonight.  Doors open at 11 pm. 

Sunday, November 13

The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show the vomit-inducing Terrifier 2 tonight at 9:30 pm, and Monday, November 14, at 9:30 pm.

Tuesday, November 15

Mother Nation is hosting a Taco Tuesday Fundraiser and Toy Drive at Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) tonight at 6:30 pm.  The theater will screen 1977's Orca, and have Fry Bread and Navajo Tacos available.  Please bring toys to donate.

CMNYK and Darkside Cinema (215 SW 4th St in Corvallis, OR) will show the Western horror Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter tonight at 7 pm.
 
Thursday, November 17
 
The black comedy/horror film The Menu opens tonight at SIFF Cinema Egyptian (805 E Pine St in Seattle, WA; showtimes to be announced), the Laurelhurst Theater (2735 E Burnside St in Portland, OR; scheduled through Wednesday, November 24), Sandy Cinema (16605 Champion Way in Sandy, OR; scheduled through Saturday, November 24), the Broadway Metro (888 Willamette St in Eugene, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 24), Studio One Theaters (3945 SE Powell Blvd in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 24), the Yelm Cinemas (201 Prairie Park St SE in Yelm, WA; scheduled through Thursday, November 24), and Cinema 21 (616 NW 21st Ave in Portland, OR; scheduled through Thursday, November 24).  Sounds like a perfect movie for Thanksgiving, if you're sick in the head like me!
 
Friday, November 18
 
Friday Night Frights is showing the 80s sci fi horror film Chopping Mall at the Blue Mouse Theatre (2611 N Proctor St in Tacoma, WA) tonight only at 10 pm.  Check out one of the best exploding heads in cinematic history on the big screen!
 
The Rio Theatre (1660 East Broadway in Vancouver, BC) will show Ti West's Pearl, staring Mia Goth, tonight at 8:45 pm.
 
Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) will show Blade Runner (unsure which version will be screened) through Wednesday, November 23.  Be aware, the 9:30 pm screening on Monday, November 21, will be in Hecklevision.
 
Snap! Snap!  Central Cinema (1411 21st Ave in Seattle, WA) is showing Addams Family Values through Monday, November 21.

Saturday, November 19

SIFF Cinema Uptown (511 Queen Anne Ave N in Seattle, WA) presents an all ages screening of Hayao Miyazaki's Ponyo today at 11 am.

VHS Uber Alles will screen an unnamed David Heavener action film (he apparently acts in, writes, directs, produces and provides the score for a majority of his movies) at The Grand Illusion Cinema (1403 NE 50th St in Seattle, WA) in GLORIOUS VHS tonight at 9:30 pm.

The final film in the giant turtle's triumphant return to the big screen, Gamera: Revenge of Iris, plays at 2 pm today at The Beacon (4405 Rainier Ave S in Seattle, WA). 
 
The Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton St in Portland, OR) is showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show without a shadowcast tonight at midnight.  Doors open at 11:30 pm.

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